The Baker

The act of jizzing into a condom, then sneekily cuting off the tip of the semen recepticle. Then proceeding to squeeze out the spooge (preferably on partners face) like a baker frosts a cake.

Did you hear about Aaron pulling the baker on some random girl he met?

I totally pulled the baker on her!

by evilnapsterguy December 14, 2008

baller bitch

A baller bitch is a female vixen that is not to be messed with. Baller bitches are not the typical girls who call themselves 'ballers' when in reality, all they do is pose for Instagram selfies with a basketball in an attempt to seem 'cool'. Baller bitches are popular with every crowd, woe all the boys and have some serious ball handling skills.

Baller bitches generally can be defined with the following terms:

- Quite a bit of attitude
- Casual & laidback, yet charismatic
- A sexy kind of mysterious
- Swag's on point! (basketball shorts, Jordans / CP3's, jerseys, snapbacks, beanies etc. but generally can pull off anything)
- Good ball handling, lay-ups, alley-oops and great knowledge of basketball
- Always at the courts (treats it like a second home)
- Gets along with all kinds of crowds
- Bitchy when it's necessary: doesn't let anyone get in her way
- Motivated & dedicated to being the best she can be
- Beautiful in every way: inside & out
- Boys are always chasing after her, but shes got her eye on only one

Luke: Who you eyeing up?
Dante: Keisha, bro.
Luke: That the girl who schooled Naomi with that ankle breaker at last night's game?
Dante: Yeah man. Damn she fine.
Luke: I hear you, but ain't she taken?
Dante: I know.. she a baller bitch, of course she gon' be taken.
Luke: Whoever that lucky guy is, he better wife her asap.

by Fried'Chickenquisha December 21, 2013

baller

In LA gang culture, "bloods" use baller to describe affluent members, whereas "crips" would use the expression "high-roller".

"whatup blood? still a baller huh?"

or

"still high-rollin' cuz!"

by RichDaDon June 10, 2006

Jemma Baker

the most wonderful girl in the world that everyone loves to be around because of her bubbly attitude. A funny girl who is also very pretty, some might say the most prettiest girl in the world. Jemma is also a very good actress, singer & dancer & also very funny. sweet & sexy with a great body, fun, has a sparkle in her eye and a laugh to make you smile. Genrally down to earth quiet girl at first but eventually her personality blossoms its a bubberley liveley fun girl that everyone is happy to be around

1: did you see Jemma Baker?
2: how couldn't i miss her, shes gorgeous

by worldsopinion December 5, 2011

ballerfunk

adj. ridiculously fun, absurdly overjoyed

n. a state of being absurdly overjoyed, or a state of having a ridiculous amount of fun

That was the most ballerfunk party of the year.

She is so ballerfunk

by Jemal Weis January 14, 2008

Bakerboy

One Who Gets All The Females , Everyone Loves Him , Gets All The Poontang , Loves To Fight , Real NIgga , Loves Playing Basketball , He Raps And Sings . No ONe Can Compare .

Josiah Hargrove ,

" Hey Look At Bakerboy , That My Man , Awe Man You Are VERY Lucky '

" I Love Listening To Bakerboy Rap && Sing , He Makes Me Wet "

by Yung Juice July 31, 2012

Baker

Baker is a term used to call someone a mistake, neglected, unloved/hated person who doesn’t live with there biological parents

Dude he is such a baker

by SiLFo February 13, 2018