Windows XP

See wordMac/word, then replace "mac" with "Windows XP" and "Apple" with "Microsoft".

Dude, wtf would you want to use Windows XP?

by RabidSquirrel March 24, 2003

Windows

Hey "Smart people do not resist technology", go suck your mommy's penis!

"Smart people do not resist technology" fucked Bill Gates and got the AIDS!

by NiggaRatchie October 19, 2003

Windows Blackcomb

The succesor to Windows XP, it is not yet known what the final name of "Blackcomb" will be called.

Windows "Blackcomb" should be released in 2005

by nw909 August 22, 2003

Windows 7

a 64 bit operating system created by microsoft that feels just as buggy and insecure as windows vista and xp. Despite having little to no backwards compatibility other than XP mode, it is bought up by pc gamers and mac haters who are only concerned with using their computer for games and business.

It has made little to no original innovations that do not feel like a macintosh (os x) computer, and is used as a tool to lure Apple users to convert to microsoft. It has nothing that convinces a true Mac user to convert.

Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac
Windows: and I'm a PC running windows 7
Mac: Hey, look, you're dressing like me.
Windows: Well, I thought if I looked like you people would buy me up.
Mac: Well, you made a very good try, but we're just not twins.
Windows: Well, turns out, we are too stubborn to change how we act, so

Mac: Face it, you look like me, but you're just not me.

by KTJDDD August 11, 2010

Windows 95

In the game Overwatch, when the character Baptiste uses his ultimate in the wrong situation or completely misplaces it.

Bro this Baptiste is ass, he’s windows 95ed every ultimate.

We got a gold Baptiste, get ready for some Windows 95s.

Baptiste can you switch? You’ve windows 95ed bare.

by doncristo November 1, 2019

Windows XP

xp ms way of saying were here to stay by means of compatabilty the lack thare of

xp makes me Xrtra Peed

xp is why e mecheines come with err bags

by tom August 25, 2004

Windows Mobile

Windows mobile is a language written for phones that has been widely accepted and is the Microsoft answer to the Apple iPhone. Windows Mobile is a computer based system, and is often referred to as PocketPC or Smartphone. Although, it's supposed to be a "smart" phone, this system is anything otherwise.

This phone cannot automatically handle anything but contact information and downloaded sounds, but let's you mess with the program like you know what you're doing, resulting in many phones being returned.

This phone has no free applications, and still require a high scale business in order to work like a phone. It's ringtones set for texts are not cancelled by opening the text, resulting in text ringtones needing to be less than 10 seconds. This phone, although it's supposed to be smart, still requires cell phone service and a data plan to use the internet, and still runs too slow on the net.

The only smart thing about this phone is that it may read windows media content and use them for videos and ringtones. Other than that, it sucks.

I was going to call you, but my stupid windows mobile phone wouldn't quit any of it's apps, so the battery was completely wasted by the time I remembered.

by KT JDDD August 10, 2010