Jerk wipe

A term used to describe anyone youd call a "dickhead" or a "bozo".

Its literal definition is cum rag, or anything representing something a guy would wipe his cum in after doing his business.

Innocent person: "hey, hows your day goi-"
angry person: "Shut the fuck up you bitchass jerk wipe, i dont give a damn about your day!!!"

by Other freaky mud lover July 17, 2025

Wet wipe o'clock

When someone, say your friend gets off their pc or console around or before 11:30pm. Every time between before 11pm and till 1:30 am is wet wipe o'clock.

No dont get off now its wet wipe o'clock. Stay on longer.

by Badboi89 August 17, 2025

Indiana Wipe Out Challenge

The process of violently masterbaiting whilst pooping everywhere. You masterbait until you pass out and then when you pass out you start smearing your feces on your body while masterbaiting again until you “wipe out”

By wiping it means cleaning your self with your own ejaculation

Yo bro want to watch highlights on the Indiana Wipe Out Challenge

Of course bro

by 1574cabracabra December 11, 2025

Full Roll Wipe

An occurrence in which one's fecal residue, left on the exterior of the anus, is so messy that one must use almost all of the toilet paper, or close to all of it, whilst still on the toilet.

It can also be known as Whole Roll Wipe.

Man, I just took a nasty dump. I needed to do the Full Roll Wipe to clean it up!

by Movie Nyucka November 7, 2013

Full Roll Wipe

An occurrence in which one's fecal residue, left on the exterior of the anus, is so messy that one must use almost all of the toilet paper, or close to all of it, whilst still on the toilet.

It can also be known as Whole Roll Wipe.

Man, I just took a nasty dump. I needed to do the Full Roll Wipe to clean it up!

by Movie Nyucka November 7, 2013

circle of wipe

The act in which you bring a tasty snack when you are about to defecate.

Example: I have just enjoyed a circle of wipe

Oh man I brought this tasty sandwich to the shitter so I can enjoy a nice circle of wipe

by DirtyHairy June 23, 2015

eat her wipe paper

when a chick is even hotter than one who's bath water you'd drink.

Guy 1: That chick is so hot I'd drink her bath water.
Guy 2: Dude, I'd eat her wipe paper.

by lostaccident007 October 12, 2016