nick valensi

deffinition of perfection







...hes good on guitar too

sex on a fucking stick

by ruth cassell March 23, 2004

Paradise Valley

Paradise Valley, sometimes just called pv, is a town located in Arizona.

The other definition is not accurate. If you live in Paradise Valley, you belong to the scottsdale unified school district. However, many paradise valley residents choose to send their children to private schools including Notre Dame Preparatory (in North Scottsdale), Xavier College Prep, Brophy College Prep, and Phoenix Country Day School (PCDS).

Paradise Valley is considered to be the wealthiest area in Arizona.
There are 12 resorts located in pv, and it is a real estate hot spot for those who can afford it.
The average house in pv costs anything from $1 million to $20 million dollars.

True paradise valley is located between the mountains; mainly Mummy Mt. and Camelback Mt.

Many people overlook paradise valley, thinking Scottsdale/$nobsdale is much nicer. However, this is not true. Not only is pv nicer, but the people in paradise valley are not as obnoxious as scottsdalians; although I'm sure there are just as many boob jobs in pv.

The worst part of paradise valley in the Barry Goldwater statue in the middle of a busy intersection.

girl a: I live in scottsdale. My parents got me a bmw for my birthday and I am spoiled.

girl b: Oh, I live in Paradise Valley. For my birthday, my parents got me a lexus and a berkshire hathaway class a stock (brk.a).

girl a: that is soooo stupid. why do you want a stock?

girl b: I want to invest more so that I don't run out of money, like you!

by WARREN EDWARD BUFFETT January 3, 2009

Pleasant Valley

A School district in Bettendorf Iowa which is ninety percent white and the average income is significantly higher than the rest of the nation. It is often reported that there is literally nothing to do in Bettendorf, and that is correct.

This sucks man I was just at Pleasant Valley High School and realized I was the only one with an Ipod from last year, my social status is ruined.

by PV09 August 20, 2008

Valerie

Valerie is an amazing gorgeous girl with beautiful blond hair and stunning brown eyes. She is a loyal, kind and super fun friend, she's a savage. She isn't afraid to do anything. She is one of the most amazing girlfriends or friends you'll ever have, NEVER in any case "ex-friend" a Valerie, you'll regret it instantly. She is just an amazing girl! She has like a TON of friends but, very little BFFS. She always gives the best gifts and you wish you could give gifts as amazing as her's. She's like the girl next door, hot and smart. She is very intelligent and hot, she has gorgeous legs even though she doesn't think so. She underestimates herself just to be humble because she knows how gorgeous she really is. She is the best person you could ever meet!

Girl 1: I'm sad
Girl 2: Call a Valerie she'll definitely cheer you up
Valerie: Hey Girl! Let's party, you just have to look pretty and that isn't hard for you

Chris: Hey Gorgeous
Valerie: Hey Chris

by sophiawoods December 29, 2017

Valid

Something that you, the person reading this, is

You're valid as fuck sweetheart <3

by Trash•Gordon November 4, 2019

Silicone Valley

Cleavage canyon, the area on the chest between the tits.

"That's a boob job, just look at the silicone valley."

by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

Hip Hop Valet Parking

Hip Hop Valet Parking describes our African-American friends' tendency to station large American SUVs with oversized chrome rims in the fire lane in front of Wal-Mart or southside malls. A more subtle version occurs when the same SUV is spied with grandma's handicap placard mounted proudly next to a half dozen or so pine tree air fresheners to mask the scent of marijuana. Minor
Section 8 (government housing) celebrities who are generally unemployed or underemployed who claim to be producers are the most likely to utilize Hip Hop Valet Parking.

T-Dog's rim size is three times his ACT score...rollin hard on 27's sippin' a foty, smokin' a blunt...Hip Hop Valet Parking yo'.

by Gary Vitalis April 9, 2009