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turboitis

1. A disease caused be lack of turbo
2.When you haven’t been around a turbo lately and you start making turbo noises with your mouth
James got Turboitis again, his truck must have broke down
by Extremetturboitis November 1, 2017
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poop tugboat

1) A little piece of poop with string tied to it so you can drag it along.

2) Someone who is being totally lame.
- Person A: Dude, check out my poop tugboat!
Person B: That thing is sick, dootang!

-- Person A: That part was banana splits off the nuts crunchin, but Mike was being such a poop tugboat.
Person B: Heck yeah, he being totally lame city.
by nicoga3000 December 9, 2010
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Burpin turban

1. The name of a shitty Indian bar
2. A product to scare away infidels which is conveniently priced at $5.99

3. Something a female friend can “play with” only while riding in a suburban and listening to Keith Urban
Yeah baby got your bitch in my suburban, she playin with my burpin turban. And we bumpin to Keith Urban
by RkoIsLife1738 April 5, 2021
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turning your turban

Term used in the Afgan War indicating that your are switching sides in fighting or loyalty, usually under the influence of monetary reward.
The US Government will pay you in 100 dollar bills, if you work for the Taliban and consider turning your turban.
by Quido1 December 1, 2009
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Tugboating

The art of masturbating by looping a rope overhead, attaching one end to your junk and then pulling on the other. Mimicking the sound of a tugboat's airhorn throughout is recommended for maximum enjoyment.
I heard accountants jerk off so often that they have to go tugboating just to keep it interesting.
by Captain_Solo98 October 22, 2018
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Tubob

Tubob means white folks. Used in the slavary days...
The tubobs used to keep the black people for slaves.
by AnonymousOgunoshun June 17, 2013
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turbonics

The language comprised of a combination of ebonics, white speak, and other made up words. Usually doesn't make much sense. Commonly spoken by Turbo Tony.
Examples of words:

word is "werd"
work is "werk"

"Yo, that was a fantastical concert, but man the lead singer was acting so doi doi!"

"What the heck are you saying?"
"It's turbonics man, act like you know!"
by Turbo Tony September 4, 2008
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