1 definition by nicoga3000

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1) A little piece of poop with string tied to it so you can drag it along.

2) Someone who is being totally lame.
- Person A: Dude, check out my poop tugboat!
Person B: That thing is sick, dootang!

-- Person A: That part was banana splits off the nuts crunchin, but Mike was being such a poop tugboat.
Person B: Heck yeah, he being totally lame city.
by nicoga3000 December 08, 2010
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