Tugboating

The art of masturbating by looping a rope overhead, attaching one end to your junk and then pulling on the other. Mimicking the sound of a tugboat's airhorn throughout is recommended for maximum enjoyment.

I heard accountants jerk off so often that they have to go tugboating just to keep it interesting.

by Captain_Solo98 October 22, 2018

Tugboating

Like the motorboat, the tugboat is the act of sticking ones face into the crevice of someone else and shaking your face back and forth. Only instead of the breasts it is in the buttocks.

Guy 1: You know Maria?
Guy 2: Big Booty Maria?
Guy 1: YEAH!
Guy 2: YEAH!
Guy 1: I was Tugboating dat' ass laaast NIGHT!
Guy 2: Respect.

by Mr. The Saint March 01, 2012

Tugboating

The act of giving a man a reacharound hand job whilst motorboating his ass.

Girl, I just got laid. Some freaky shit. Tugboating and everything! reacharound motorboat

by Jack "Slippery Knuckles" Hunt May 23, 2014

Tugboating

Tugboating- v. (Tug·Boat·Een) The act of motorboating one's buttocks.

hey guhh come on ova here leme "tugboat" that ass.

I love "Tugboating" asses.

by EricaNichole January 25, 2014

Tugboating

The act of helping a friend with a broken arm/hand, to masterbate.

Also known as a tuggy buddy.

Guy 1: man it sucks you broke your wrist on the first day of the ski trip.

Guy 2: what's worse is it's my jerking hand!

Guy 1: well just don't expect me to be tugboating you this weekend.

by Jock_n_swag February 05, 2010

tugboat

An un-attractive girl that attractive girls often surround themselves with.

The mutually beneficial arrangement allows the attractive girl to have menial tasks performed for her, and make herself look more beautiful by comparison. The unattractive companion(s) get to pick up the higher quality male scraps the attractive girl draws in.

Named after a long, graceful ocean liner surrounded by several ugly, short, tugboats as she enters harbor.

"You see that corker over there? I don't stand a chance with her, but I could probably nail one of her tugboats without too much effort"

by GP the Guineapig September 18, 2006

Tugboat

The act of getting a handjob while floating in any body of water, while the penis is sticking up out of the water. Upon ejaculation the recipient makes a tooting sound like a tugboat.

I got a tugboat in the pool yesterday. Toot toot

by Fish Jibber October 20, 2013