Turd in The Urinal 

Other than its literal definition this term is often used to explain something that is unwanted or unexpected. Most often referring to an unwanted event or guest.

For the literal definition, see: Urinal cookie

Me: My 30 year old brother had a fight with his landlord and has moved back in with me and my dad because of his complete inability to take care of himself.

Friend: Yeah, he sounds like a total turd in the urinal.

Turd in The Urinal by dmsdjing July 4, 2011

turd dick 

a dick that looks like a turd

fuck, my dick looks like a turd..
im such a turd dick

turd dick by lollllipop July 14, 2011

turd burglar

one who steals or has a great obsession with turds

sick, get away from me turd burglar!

turd burglar by bill cosby November 21, 2002

turd gen

camaro made from 82-92, usually picked on by 4th gen owners

ha that turd gen sucks ass

turd gen by eric March 10, 2004

turd sandwich 

Something you want to feed someone who has made an obsurd request.

"I am not going to loan that sucker a dime, however, I will give him a turd sandwich"

turd sandwich by ricflairismyfather October 3, 2005

turd cutter 

1. What God gave man to prevent him from leaving massive turds that clog up your mom's toilet.

2. Used to efficiently break down the enourmity of your pooh's to a more manageable size, making flushing easier.

3.Your leather donut, tradesmens entrance, ballon knot, mohagony knot, etc..

4. Anti brown trout mechanism located in your ass.

Colin blew out his O-ring at a young age, severely damaging the effectiveness of his turd cutter.

turd cutter by Samhain_Knight January 26, 2005

Turd Burgular 

One who is a theive in the world of turds. He or she may rob the innocent of their stool. This thing may be obsessive of waste products and is fascinated by the pooping process.

"Hey, that turd burgular stole my stool!"

Turd Burgular by Jordan January 4, 2004