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penelope taint

a really annoying person fron the amanda show who says please after everything she says
"Oh my gosh please where did you find that please?!?"
by arat January 2, 2005
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tuna taint

when your taint gets really sweaty and salty it smells like tuna.
Man i get tuna taint when i go running in the summer.
by dirty bird7518 April 26, 2008
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salty taint

When one spews on anothers taint, which is the area of skin located between anus and testies, and later in the day after the spew has dried another licks the area resulting in a salty taste. "Pete says to Rick, hey man your taint is salty today what gives!"
"Pete says to Rick, hey man your taint is salty taint today what gives!"
by talon88 August 18, 2013
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Bikers Taint

The condition that arises when one has ridden a bicycle for an extended period of time and causes the taint to become irritated and angry. There is no known cure.
"I rode my bike for 14 miles the other day. Man did I have a serious case of bikers taint"
by scruffy42 June 23, 2014
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Tha Taint Grabba

A very complex move performed during intercourse between a couple. It is performed by a series of steps to insure maximum grabbage.

1. extend hand out forward, with palm facing upand all but the pointer and middle finger retracted.
2. with the pointer and middle finger, alternate between the two moving them back and forth, making sure you maintain friction between the two.
3. this MUST be done with a pumping motion of the arm, as if you are ringing a truck horn horizontally. (without this, the grab will be rendered entirely useless)
4. rinse and repeat

There are several variations on the original move, however the basic function remains the same. These variations include, but are not limited to:

The Detroit Glide
The Seven State Sweep
Fakey
The Original
Momma's Style
Feet-to-the-Face Style
and many more
Well-to-Do Gentleman- Where's my money ho?
Less-Than-Attractive Woman- Nigga-ass foo, I ain't got
shit.
Well-to-Do Gentleman- Well then i'm gon' have to give ya
Tha Taint Grabba
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Holiday Taint

The time between Christmas and New Years where very little work gets done and most people take time off.
I'll be out of the office from December 22 to January 5th. The holiday taint is huge this year!
by punchmyface December 20, 2008
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Toilet Taint

The space between the toilet tank and the toilet bowl -- where, pubic hair, dried urine and all sorts of awfulness reside.
Man: I cleaned the bathroom!
Woman: Yeah but you missed the toilet taint.

Wife: OMG! I have to throw out my toothbrush!
Husband: Why?
Wife: It fell on the toilet taint.
by Cherrubim March 27, 2011
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