Minneapolis Steamer

Similar to the Cleaveland Steamer, but performed not with solid fecal matter, but with the free flowing fecal matter of diarrhea.

While lovers are having intercourse, one will release the diarrhea onto the other's face and body and spread it all over them with their body and limbs.

Jeremy wasn't feeling very well one night, and in an attempt to perform the Cleaveland Steamer on his partner, he accidentaly let out the Minneapolis Steamer. Jeremy and his partner then made the best of the situation and beganing rubbing the fecal matter all over each other.

by Kamf November 7, 2008

Vanilla Steamer

The sexual act of taking a dump on someone's chest, followed by busting on said dump.

"Dude, I totally gave Jess the Vanilla Steamer last night. She loved it."

by jake kraus January 9, 2009

steamer

When you shit outdoors and it's freezing outside. Sometimes also used to refer to peeing when it's below zero.

My dog left a steamer on the sidewalk.
I let loose a steamer outside my deer hunting blind.
I just took a steamer in the snowbank.

by jumbofrank June 21, 2007

Steamer

while taking a foul,high temp,defecation a girl partakes in an act known as the blow job.

"Not many bitches could take the steamer as well as she did."

by Jimmy Jammer April 28, 2003

steamer

someone who is a total feckin eejit,
someone who is a homosexual,
someone who collects the centrefold from farmers journal.

shaun collins youre such a steamer!

by one-eyed-jack September 4, 2009

detroit steamer

When someone defecates on the naked chest of another in the dead of winter, causing the feces to steam.

I'm not sure, but I think I gave this random chick a Detroit Steamer last night at Jason's party.

by M-Dogg82 November 25, 2006

Boston Steamer

To put saran wrap over one's mouth and shit on it to release a "steamy" scent into the indiviual's mouth.

We an excess of saran wrap in our house, so we pulled a boston steamer on jonny's drunk ass.

by Elliot November 9, 2003