Searchifie

Verb, Adj. You can Searchifie information. It was a Searchified picture.

"I searchified that picture"
"That picture has been google Searchified

by Chris January 17, 2005

Blind Shear Ram

When a bitch your fucking tries to pinch your hard-on off inside her pussy but fails.

More info:
Similar to when you try to open a freeze pop but cant, your teeth are essentially Blind Shear Ramming the ice pop package. Or when you try to bite a cooked asparagus in half, but never actually break through it.. ever, you are Blind Shear Ramming that asparagus. Not named after an attempted move by the famous wrestler "The Ram" akin to the Ram Slam only Blind Shear Ramming the opponents neck, in an attempt to sever the head. Instead, the penectomy attempt is named after what "The Ram" named his move after... yeah that.

Dee Jay Blind Shear Rammed me last night bro! It was sweet... the shaft is hanging by threads, but it's still shooting ropes!!!

by Spill Communication June 25, 2010

Soul searching

Having a wank.

Guy A: I needed to do some soul searching before I went through with it..
Guy B: Oh? What did you finish to?

by That One Bloke July 28, 2013

smear

a nice insult or nickname you can give to anyone. It can be used to spice up a boring name, and is quite catchy once it because a part of your vocabulary.

Quit being such a SMEAR!
HEY! Stop it! you SMEAR!

by Kim (Matt's Girlfriend) August 16, 2003

smear

smear can be used in any context u desire noun adverb adjective and even insult its prety much anything you want it to be at that given timee

would you quit being such a smear
did you check the smear on that one
yo did you get the smear
andres and alex are the biggest smears on this earth

by andruuu July 21, 2008

Smear Merchants

(1) A term coined by Sargon of akkad Carl Benjamin As a response to him defending his rape comments

(2) Any person who gets notification gain by remarking are talking about people whether it be a negative or positive way ( i.e Gossip Blogger Paparazzi News Reporter)

Gawker is full of a bunch a smear merchants

by EmJayee June 2, 2019

pat smear

The slightly older guy you all forget about who played in Nirvana and The Foo Fighters. Not as hot as Kurt, Dave or even Taylor Hawkins so nobody gives a shit. Also known for leaving Foo Fighters then coming back whenever he wants because he is a pretty good musician.

"You are the Pat Smear of this group."

"We need another member... Let's add a Pat Smear."

by MrsDaveGrohl October 7, 2016