Stalefishin

To be buck-ass nekked when the door to a public area suddenly swings open. Coined on "That show about a Trailerpark" or whatever, the incidence of stalefishin amongst the 18-30 male population of earth is surprisingly high. This may be due to economic factors, as most dudes of this demographic find themselves rooming with other people of a similar age because all the good jobs that used to be Union and pay a Living Wage have been shipped overseas in the decades since Reagan.

"I went into Jimbob's room to get my cigarettes back and found him straight stalefishin in front of the mirror practicing his best Reagan pose with the help of his new penis pump."

by Spanky MacDoogle December 15, 2012

stalesonality

You have a stale personality, boring and uninteresting!

Stacey, you wont get any guys with that stalesonality!

by NYanonymous June 26, 2014

Stalea

She caring,she’s an virgo,great personality,has many friends,love all people

Stalea is very caring.

by Stalea March 11, 2019

stalebagels18.vr

stalebagels18.vr Is a VR, TikToker who posts mixed content, (mostly containing clash Royale, news about the Ukrainian war .e.t.c.)His main target demographic is comedy, comedic videos as well with interacting with his fans. (Extra information includes…) Pronouns:He/Him/His, follower count is 1487 while like count is 3346 and he is following 1821. (All at the time of writing this.) His gorilla tag cosmetics are, Holdable-Silver wrench. Hat-Cannot tell. Face-Cannot tell. Badge-Cannot tell.

“OMG, stalebagels18.vr, said it would be cool if someone would do this!”
“Perfect, cause I’m doing it to everyone!”

by Console wars are gay April 21, 2022

Urinal stalemate

Much like a game of chess. When 5 urinals are present and male 1 takes the first urinal. Male 2 then comes along and takes the urinal 3 spots down so male 3 canot piss if they respect the Urinal Rule. Checkmate

Male 1: Dammit i was Urinal stalemated today!
Male 2: Oh wow thats dog man.
Male 1: I know! If only he wasnt a douchebag.

by Yolo Dicks Swaggins Mcgee November 13, 2013

Salesbag

A salesbag is someone who typically works for a boiler-room pump-and-dump stock brokerage firm and cold-calls people at home.

Salesbag: "Hello Bruce, this is Dave Savinelli from Bluestorm Securities calling to let you in on the deal of a lifetime. For just ten thousand dollars, you can get in on the ground floor of a company that is going to surpass Google in annual revenues by the year 2013."
You: "I follow the Mayan calendar, Salesbag. Looks like that company will still be in the shitter when this world goes South."
hang up

by UFMurphy December 14, 2011

salem slammer

When you tie up a woman to a post (as if burning a witch) and then violently fuck her. Afterwards, you clean up get dressed and then set fire to the woman and casually leave the scene.

Johnny took that dirty worthless girl home from the bar and gave her a Salem Slammer

by Reginald Penny Pincher November 9, 2013