Spider legs

Pubic hair

My spider legs itch!

by bennytorresiii October 28, 2011

marmite spider

anus; commonly used to provide a vivid mental image to the recipient

check out the naturist rock climber! he flashing his marmite spider

by dan November 25, 2004

Shade Spade

A racist term for black street vendors who can be found in large numbers on the streets of Ibiza. They specialise in selling imitation sunglasses.

Person 1 "Hey check out these Raybans I just got, bargain"

Person 2: "Dude those say Roybom on them, did you get them from a shade spade?"

by OffensivelyRich September 6, 2013

studded spadger

When a woman has her clit pierced that is called a studded spadger.

Did you see that girls studded spadger

by Mudvaynem875 March 2, 2006

The Spider-man

The sex act in which a male cums on his hand and flings it on a girls face, like spider-mans web.

"Hey, guess what?", asked Joe. "I just pulled The Spider-man on Lindy!"

by Gary Clark November 12, 2007

Hairy Spider

When you take a number 2 on someone's chest and you then cut your pubes off on it to make the residue resemble a new species of arachnid.

"Wow that was the biggest hairy spider I have seen ever"

by Austin42g April 1, 2010

Kinky Spider Sex

What Peter Parker and Mary Jane were thinking about during the scene of the second movie when he's got her in the web and she finds out that he is in fact Spiderman

*Scene where M.J. is chillin in the web while spider man climbs down

Person 1: You know what she's thinking right now, don't ya?

Person 2: No, what?

Person 1: Kinky Spider Sex

by TreeBobJoe October 4, 2010