Vagina Smother

When a chick uses her ginormous Beef Curtains and smothers you, with her vagina, so that you are unable to breathe. It is very uncomfortable and may lead to death.

Dude 1-Did you hear what happened to Dave over the weekend??
Dude 2-No, what happened??
Dude 1-Some chick vagina smothered him while he was eatin' her out. He couldn't breathe and now he hates vaginas.
Dude 2-That's harsh man.

by b4sucks September 9, 2009

smoothy

an iron, something that smoothes wrinkles

i went to my ho's house to get some stank on my hang down and she hit me with a smoothy

by fruetel November 10, 2008

Smoote

Crazy cool people. In others words the most awesome kind of people there is.

"Oh my gosh Corinna and Kristy are a couple of smootes"

by Cuhreenuh November 14, 2007

Slooth

A evil cousin of the sloath. Resulted when a mutation formed in the Sloath's chromosome 4761. Can be identified by its long slinky arms, razor-sharp claw, that daunting smile, and slenderman face. Pray that you will never meet it. Once you become its target, you can't run or hide. It will come and kill you. If you do, just beg its whatever-conscience-it-has-left for mercy. Wants complete-world domination.

Spread the word about the slooth and sloaths to warn everyone about their killing instincts. Just make sure they don't find out it's you who is spreading the word or they will murder you in an unspeakable way.

by sex-&-slytherin February 11, 2014

Hot Dog Smoothie

Making a hot dog smoothie is the same as: flogging the dolphin, beating the bishop, whacking the pud, or choking the chicken, and can be compared to beating your dick like you caught it breaking into your house. The origin of the phrase dates all the way back to season two of Aqua teen hunger force.

Last night alex made 15 hot dog smoothies, he would have made more but his arm was sore and his wang was raw.

by jake August 20, 2004

smootherness

A way to quantify how smooth you are

Nailing every chick on the floor took some mad smootherness.

by Pimpdizzle Forizzle February 4, 2005

Smoothwide

smoothwide - a feeling of euphoria. also a state of all being when under the infulence of marijuana. a description of life as is.

"That party was pretty smoothwide last night."
"Yeah man I was so smoothwide last night, you don't even know."
"Dude I know you were, what you did in my truck last night wasn't very smoothwide. I am still cleaning it up."

by PooRooster January 13, 2008