on-screen happy happy happy

What kids in North America are conditioned to respond, whatever is on the the screen of ANY device, appliance or theater:

Look!.. Compliments!!!
Look!.. Delicious toxicity!!!
Look!.. Liberal staples that are fake & misguided!

tiktok!!!! Yeyyyy!!!!!!
Eyes dilates & widens Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...................... Head tilts back.
vancouver.

I'm saying the exact opposite off what I was saying a week ago! But... You know what?.. I won't remember! I just won't!

Everything on-screen is true & gooooooooood! How it can it not be!? It's on-screen!!! Happy!!!!!!

on-screen happy happy happy!
Happy! Happy! Happy! Yeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

by mrdabbleswithpotion December 23, 2021

bring him/her on screen

to bring on screen is a more polite way to say Facebook or Facebook stalk; a euphemism for online stalking

Me: I met a cute guy/girl at the party last night.
Tom: Bring him/her on screen.

by chchchchanning May 10, 2008

Cum and go screen protector

Pretty much ur gonna get hard as a rock and then bust a nut. Rather then busting into a controller cleanable space bust the nut on ur phones screen and smear it around. Leave it over night and it’ll crystallize into a screen protector.

Damn my screen protector broke but it’s all good I’ll have on of my homies make me a quick cum and go screen protector.

by Proffesor_Nut October 21, 2019

Hand in the scene - not on the screen

The principle of not using your smartphone after wiping your bottom in the toilet.

*stepping out of the toilet*: "man you won't believe the score I just got in Angey Birds!"
- "hi- hand in the scene - not on the screen"

by UziMaster August 21, 2011

Screensaver

When your having sex with a girl, and you fuck her so hard that she blacks out after.

Dude, I gave that chick a screensaver after an hour.

by The Real Poojay February 24, 2010

Screener

Any video gamer that looks upon another player’s screen in order to gain an advantage by seeing where they are and what they are doing. One acceptable reprisal for this atrocious deed is a lengthy tea-bagging after the player’s character is killed.

My brother, the screener, tried to cheat at Halo 3 by looking at my screen so I tea-bagged his character.

by Jay Ru November 26, 2007

screen looker

A person who looks at other peoples screens in a split screen video game, or just in one word...Mitch!

Fucken Mitch is such a screen looker, he couldn't have known i was right there!

by poppy the mama June 6, 2009