Sitchewation

A small cringe moment that feels massive at the time, but can be soothed by just chewing some extra chill gum.

omg, bestie, i'm in a sitchewation..... my mum won't call the doctor for me anymore. i need to do it 😭😭😭
lol luke just tried to pet a dog and the dog totally ignored him, that's a sitchewation fr

by ketchum69 July 17, 2025

Smotch

A foul, swampy funk created when belly-sweat or under-boob sweat takes the express lane straight into the crotch, marinates there like day-old soup, and turns the whole situation into a humid disaster zone.

“That girl’s smotch must fuckin’ smell like a locker room dumpster in July.”

by XSullenX January 7, 2026

teste-satchels

a slang word created by brit spaniard to describe balls of the male species.

when i was growing up i thought boys had two seperate teste-sachels!

by Marcie December 1, 2004

mah sitch ah re

1. A statement to be used freely with others such as ma moot, broo eh eh eh

2. A sick migrant wog. (I chuckeded it on the railaway)

"whats going on cunnys"
"ahhhh mah sitch ah ree"

by LEM Chino April 10, 2005

Secret Satchel

A hidden stash of something fire. A hidden bowl or 2.

You should like, bust out that secret satchel man. It'd be fire.

by J - donealottadro July 24, 2007

douche satchel

A douche mop who continues to be a low level pain in the ass.

kitters53: lol bad call
NoahRC: I liked my odds but I know what you mean
kitters53: because you don't know how to play
NoahRC: you are a complete douche satchel

by NoahRC February 29, 2008

fleshy satchel

another meaningful word to describe a womens fishy crevice

peter knowles is such a fleshy satchel

by rectumraider February 12, 2010