sassaphone

an imaginary phone that pertains to someone's sassy attitude.

Derek was very rude to the teacher, so Jessie said, "Ring, Ring." And Whitney said, "Derek, it's for you; your sassaphone is ringing."

or

Josh was in a bad mood, and was very edgy so Emily told him to hang up his sassaphone.

by j.stizzle April 3, 2010

Sassberry

1. One who behaves or speaks in a sassy manner.

2. Clever variation of raspberry used to call out one's sassing

Jim: you are a sassberry
Debby: whats sassberry
Jim: it is what you are
Jim: a berry of the sass variety

by hotdogmonster January 9, 2011

sassage fest

is when an individual (or a group of people whose girl to guy ratio is lacking) uncontrollably releases an unheard amount of sass on others

often mistaken for the term sausage fest

That dude is having a sassage fest right now, somebody's gotta stop him before poor Willy loses his dignity.

by devine2029 November 24, 2010

sassvannah

A sassy girl usually named Savannah. This girl in particular is the queen of sass and sarcastic remarks. In her group of friends, she's always the first to ward off fuckboys. She doesn't take shit from anyone and rarely cares for anyones opinion. She rolls her eyes at almost everything. Loveable but fiesty and very independent.

That sassvannah really does love pizza.

Sassvannah is really sassy

by sassvannahh September 20, 2016

sassy salamander

An amazing friend,who uses sarcasm and who is the sassiest of them all . And the breath fire !

1. Wow dude your such a sassy salamander!

by KyloRenbabe May 24, 2016

sassault

short for sexual assault

Mary was sassaulted by Tom.

by agsmith95 February 22, 2019

sasscoms

Sassy and comedic what more can you ask for in a person. Acrylic nails are also recommended to be one. Although there is only one Alfa.

Have you talked to Daniella, Jami, Michelle, Danielle and Rachael recently? They are such sasscoms according to their Alfa, Michael!

by Sasscoms January 22, 2021