sasser

One who is sassy.
One who performs the act of sass regularly upon others.
One who possesses the gift of sass.
One who wears or has sassy items in and around their body on a regular basis.

Taylor and Kelsey were sassers to their english teacher Mr. Girard.

by Areanna February 12, 2008

sasser

One who is sassy. One who performs the act of sass regularly upon others.

Taylor and Kelsey were sassers to their english teacher Mr. Girard.

by Areanna January 12, 2009

sasser

A fuckin varient, it seems, to the blaster virus. RUN!

I got sasser and my computer keeps rebootin

by bh May 3, 2004

sasser

What urbandictionary staff put on this definition.

You now have the sasser virus, go to symantec or whatever they're called.

by Gumba Gumba May 21, 2004

sasser

a computer worm spreading through networks, you only fucking need to be connected to a router to get infected, and oh no you got the sasser computer worm
person1: oh no
person2: what
person1: my computer is shutting down
person2: oh no
person3: looks like you have the sasser worm
person2: so we're gonna send e-mails for the rest of our lives
person3: no, no, no
person3: sasser spreads through networks
person2: so that explains that
person1: then how did i get infected
person3: sasser also spreads using internet-protocol

a computer worm spreading through networks, you only fucking need to be connected to a router to get infected, and oh no you got the sasser computer worm

by notsosus May 17, 2021

Sasser

A person of questionable character. Someone who would borrow our saw, and not return it.

Man, he just casted his line right across my fishing line...What a Sasser

by Sasserman October 10, 2008

non-sasser

The state of having absolutely ZERO sass. Often times these people believe they are extremely sassy, the majority of non-sassers believe that they are in fact sass king/queen. This is not the truth, though, as non-sassers have no sass, and are very often confused. They are best dealt with by putting them into their rightful NO SASS place and given some pineapple juice and a link to this definition.

Josh is a non-sasser, which was clearly established at the party on Monday.

by sassy.coyote June 11, 2011