rubber rocket

when a woman sticks a dildo in her pussy and queefs.....the dildo shoots out

the rubber rocket almost shot me in the face hunny and man does something smell like fish?

by eric the feric seiler March 30, 2005

rubber charlie

1.)A man or woman who is either not paying attention or oblivious to the situation at hand

hey, that guy stopped at a green light! What a rubber charlie

by The Cod January 4, 2009

Rubber Stamp

The female equivalent of a tea bag.

She said, "Lay down and open your mouth."
"Why?"
I'm gonna slam my pussy down on you and give you that rubber stamp."

by WhyNotTryItShesWorthIt February 5, 2017

Rubber Tortilla

Similar to a Tea Bag, a Rubber Tortilla is when you stretch your scrotum over a sleeping person's face.

Dude, when you fall asleep I'm totally giving you a rubber tortilla!

by carriertone June 11, 2009

its rubbings

A term defined by Dave, my housemate, when his eye hurt and he was rubbing it

*Phil sees Dave rubbing his eye*

Phil: "hey dave, what ya doin?"
Dave: "its rubbings"
Phil: "errr...wtf?"

by Phil November 20, 2006

Rubbing the precious

Giddy with glee

After hearing that he hit the lotto, Bob was like rubbing the precious

by Larry January 18, 2004

rubber monkey

A derogatory term for a person who abuses drugs excessively.

jordan is such a rubber monkey, he barely even remembers his own name its coz hes fae the bundy

by blaire n bat August 19, 2010