Bald Randy

A living menace, he used to traumatize every kids in the late 2009

Bald Randy is a living concussion machine with his punt kick

by QuandaleDinglefan June 11, 2022

The RandyRides

A Male technique to fake an orgasm, When a man puts a women doggy style,

he accumulates his spit in his mouth, then when timing is right, he spits in his hand secretively , pulls out, and with 3 swift flicks, the saliva flings onto there back, imitating Ejaculation. He then proceeds to clean the evidence using (towl/shirt/dirty sock) to hide any evidence. In doing this he earns his

"Unspoken Gentleman's Card"

When Jack took his date home for the first time, he realized she was a plain Jane.
He was left with no choice but to spare her feelings and give her the "The RandyRides"

by Randy Rides July 25, 2022

dandy Randy Ride

It's when Randy engages sexually with his sexy chick...

Randy sure gave Beth a Dandy Randy Ride last night.

by Dandified August 6, 2022

Kool Randy

The afterload.. That gob of cum that leaks out 5 minutes later that gets all over everything

I was laying there after I banged Jess, my Kool Randy absolutely destroyed her sheets

by PuffyRI August 29, 2022

White Randy

When you put an over grilled hotdog in a girls asshole, give her a Mountain Dew enema, blow it back out, and eat it on a bun With barbecue sauce.

She must’ve ate lunch at Chipotle, cause this White Randy, tastes like corn and refried beans.

by Egg lover 36 August 29, 2022

White Randy

When an over cooked hotdog is inserted in a girls ass, then given a Mountain Dew enema, to blow it back out, to be eaten on a bun with bbq sauce.

She must’ve had chipotle for lunch, cause that White Randy, had some spice to it.

by Egg lover 36 August 29, 2022

Random Randy

When you get out of the shower and you forget to dry it and goes all over the place and you look like some guy named Randy.

Person 1- Wow your hair is so soft and fluffy
Person 2- Yeah but I definitely look like Random Randy right now

by anonymous February 15, 2023