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strasburg ohio 

Welcome to Strasburg Ohio! The people in this town act like friends even if they hate eachother because the town is so small they only live a couple houses down. The only things to do are ride tractors and do many extreme levels of illegal drugs, and sometimes over dose on over the counter. If you are debating on dating someone from this town, you might as well just move there because wants you go to the burg you never leave.
Let's go to the burg! (Strasburg Ohio)
strasburg ohio by Sevcifdel April 6, 2017
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Only in Ohio 

A tiktok trend were people post weird things like a car crashing a building, or a wheel falls off a train in the sky, etc. And most people comment “Only in Ohio”. This is similar to the Miller Grove trend that happened in 2019.
Tiktoker: posts something abt lots of ducks surrounding a car
The comments: ONLY IN OHIO 💀

dayton, ohio

The most ballingest city in the world. Every form of transportation has 24 inch spinners on it. Tricycles, Big wheels, cars, ATVs and strollers. There are city workers on every other roof top equipped with suitcases of money, whose sole jobs are to make it rain. Every women's vagina smells like watermelon and Dayton men can make a woman orgasm with eye contact alone. A lot of people have guns in Dayton, but it's okay because everyone that is born there can dodge bullets. There is no snow in Dayton, just really cold cocaine that the city supplies. The city was going to be called "Heaven on Earth" but the abbreviation HOE is a bitch move, and Dayton don't roll with no bitch moves.
I am better than you because I'm from Dayton, Ohio
dayton, ohio by ImprinttheG July 1, 2014

swag like ohio 

something is very cool and/or crazy such as Ohio.
swag like ohio by SouthDakotaMan November 15, 2022

dead ohio sky 

fragment of the song 'jimmy' by tool, not pushit
under a dead ohio sky,
eleven has been and will be waiting,
defending his light, and wondering

where the hell have I been
sleeping, lost, and numb i'm
so glad that I have found you
i am wide awake and heading home
dead ohio sky by yo murphy February 16, 2004

Fremont Ohio 

This is where you find white hoes. Black hoes. Pretty much everyone cheats and hurts you. You may get shot for not wanting to pick up a straw for someone at Circle K. In summary, a hood ass place where hot bitches live buh are worthless and where niggas sell drugs right on 75.
A very horrible place to live is in Fremont Ohio.
Fremont Ohio by justaniggachillin October 11, 2017

Aurora Ohio 

A city in North East Ohio, suburb of Cleveland. If you are young enough to be on this website, and have enough time to search for this definition, you probity are aware of how little there is to do. Right now I am bored as shit, which is why I am typing this definition. There is a small skate park and a movie theater, but that’s about it. There is a shopping mall called the ‘Aurora Outlets’, but most of the items sold there are targeted at elderly ladies and the excessively rich. There is a mix of classes in Aurora, with both very rich and very poor. This has lead to a drug ‘problem’ in the High School, with tensions peaking during the 2008-2009 school year with Police Lockdowns and an incident involving a handgun at the school. In 2008 the local football team won the state championship, which seemed like the greatest thing to ever happen in the city, ever. (<- not really) It is also home to a fairly small and under stocked library. It has neither recreation centre nor any other form of entertainment (Other than the aforementioned skate park and movie theater). I used to have a large-ish theme park, called Geauga Lake/Sea World; however it recently became Six Flags. Even more recently it was purchased by Cedar Fair (Owners of the famous Cedar Point) and closed forever (). Aurora is often referred to as a great place to retire, with a total of 4 retirement centers. The city has two Boy Scout troops (265 and 269), two 4-H clubs (Creatures and features and Trail Blazers). It even has two subway restaurants. One final note to all of you young people: Don’t beat me up for writing this.
- 2009
Person A: Wanna go to Aurora Ohio this weekend
Person B: Why?
Person A: Never been there before
Person B: You didn’t miss much
Aurora Ohio by NCmedic125 September 27, 2009