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Nick Jonas

A teenage boy who look likes to pretend he's the next Mick Jagger. Wears a purity ring to omit a sense of righteousness among the hordes of pre-teen band worshipers who don't know any better. His vocals are more nasal, monotone and screechy than Miley Cyrus (neither which can carry a damn vibrato!). His guitar puts the modern music industry to shame (Keith Richards can kick his ass ANYDAY). Tweenies enjoy drolling over him, despite the fact that he looks like my grandfather's left nut.
Nick Jonas is a cocky, talentless, wanna-be singer/guitarist (note I didn't say lyricist. They do not write their own songs!) who hopefully will land in rehab somewhere
by Weezernatorr October 1, 2008
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Nice pear

Another way of saying nice pair of female breasts.
by Syuveil December 27, 2006
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nice asymptotes

What a geeky Math whiz boy would say to a geeky Math whiz girl as a one-liner.
At the Beta Sigma Omega Math Olympiads, Devin walked up to Melissa and looked at her graph of the function, and then tried to suavely say "Hey there, lady, nice asymptotes - can I see them closer?"
by Adel7 January 6, 2008
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nice fuck boy

He acts like a good guy, and perhaps deep down he is. He believes he is upfront and to the point, while also simultaneously playing games with sex being his primary motivation. He’s all about his friends and the girl he is talking to or hooking up with comes last.

When he’s with you, he acts like a genuinely nice guy and wants your company. But when you part ways, that’s it for him.
Mark is such a nice fuck boy. Run now!
by Savage sister March 25, 2017
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Nick

If you know a nick you’re really lucky.

He is kind, caring, nice, sweet and funny! He is a guy that is a lot of fun to hang out with and will make you laugh as much as he does (which is a lot). When you hang with Nick and you have to go you will be pretty sad to leave but you know the next time you’re going to see him will be even better. Nick has a good reputation, he jokes a lot but knows when it’s the right time to be real.

Nick is a really good guy he is there for you when he can and you are there for him when he needs. He is really good a sport and likes to have fun. He likes to binge watch comedies and likes dogs. Nick is just an overall great friend and I you have a nick like what I explained try not to let him go. ( Plus to all the girls he is good looking)
Person1- Is Nick coming?
Person2- of course, he is the best!
Person2- great!
by igothis July 22, 2017
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nick hexum

HOTTT throat player from the best band in the galaxy, 311. A musical god.
"Were laying back on it just like good sex,
Smooth yet physcodelic its called the nix hex"...yum nick hexum yum...
by che<311 August 5, 2009
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nick jones

one of the coolest mother fuckers alive. posesses a huge dick, quite comedic, witty, and everyone loves chillin with this fucker.
1)Jon:"ey, what you doin cuz?"
Dave:"Nuthin, just chillin with Jones"
Jon:"Oh fuck! I'll be over in 20!"

2) Jen:"OMG, i just fucked Nick Jones..."
Christen:"What, was it bad?"
Jen:"No, best sex I've ever fucking had!"
by blazinallday420 May 22, 2009
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