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Michael Vick

To perform unspeakable, terrible, abusive acts on an animal. The connotations, however, are most effective when describing actions towards dogs.
Put a DAMN muzzle on that thing! I’m gonna hop the fence and “Michael Vick” your dog if it doesn’t shut its trap!
by Listat September 7, 2007
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Michael

The sweetest of all guys, commitment and trust are his number one priority. Cute, kind, great personality are all him. Although he may get jealous easily, u an always reassure him with a kiss or maybe more, for easily forgiving is his middle name.
Perfecton michael
by MjG January 2, 2014
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The Michael Jordan

You are plowing this chick in the missionary position. Then, when you are about to cum. You stick your tongue out sideways out of your mouth, and point your penis up and cum in the air. Then, you grab the cum in midair and slam it in her face (hopefully her mouth)
by ThatGuyYouHopeToBe April 19, 2009
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Michael Vick

Michael Vick lines up in the wrong spot, he is really a running back.
by TheBest May 13, 2005
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Moist Michael

A prank pulled on a person by placing ones finger into a sweaty butt crack and then placing said finger in an unsuspecting person's ear with a twisting motion while saying 'Moist Michael!' Similar to a wet willie.

The female version is called a Moist Michelle.
I just got Ben back for drawing on me with a Sharpie at the party the other night by giving him a 'Moist Michael'
by texas_lexus January 10, 2011
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Michael Ian Black

n. A person famous for being funny on VH-1 shows while failing miserably at all other attempts at humor. He is often teamed up with other non-funny comedians in shows that suck, but for some reason Comedy Central keeps giving these douche nozzles new shows for people to ignore.
Douche Bag: Michael Ian Black is so funny! I love that show Michael and Michael Have Issues on Comedy Central!

Normal Guy: Is that that show with those fags from The State and Stella?
Douche Bag: Hey they're funny!
Normal Guy: Yeah they're so funny they've had like 12 shows cancelled.
by BrizzleT420 July 24, 2009
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Michael Lai

The biggest pimp on earth. 400 concubines and 200 wives
by Packmaster73 October 18, 2008
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