To perform unspeakable, terrible, abusive acts on an animal. The connotations, however, are most effective when describing actions towards dogs.
Put a DAMN muzzle on that thing! I’m gonna hop the fence and “Michael Vick” your dog if it doesn’t shut its trap!
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You are plowing this chick in the missionary position. Then, when you are about to cum. You stick your tongue out sideways out of your mouth, and point your penis up and cum in the air. Then, you grab the cum in midair and slam it in her face (hopefully her mouth)
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by ThatGuyYouHopeToBe April 19, 2009
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by TheBest May 13, 2005
Get the Michael Vick mug.A prank pulled on a person by placing ones finger into a sweaty butt crack and then placing said finger in an unsuspecting person's ear with a twisting motion while saying 'Moist Michael!' Similar to a wet willie.
The female version is called a Moist Michelle.
The female version is called a Moist Michelle.
I just got Ben back for drawing on me with a Sharpie at the party the other night by giving him a 'Moist Michael'
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Douche Bag: Michael Ian Black is so funny! I love that show Michael and Michael Have Issues on Comedy Central!
Normal Guy: Is that that show with those fags from The State and Stella?
Douche Bag: Hey they're funny!
Normal Guy: Yeah they're so funny they've had like 12 shows cancelled.
Normal Guy: Is that that show with those fags from The State and Stella?
Douche Bag: Hey they're funny!
Normal Guy: Yeah they're so funny they've had like 12 shows cancelled.
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