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Midget cream

When a midget drops the soap when they are covered In god's soapy goodness and some pedophile mistakes them for a child In prison and uses them as a flesh light because they don't value midget's as real people. And therefore their pee pee sneezes and covers the midget In little fishes and the soap therefore making midget cream as It mixes with their insides.
Jeff: Why how was your phat old sex micky
Micky: why It was tasty as I has some good midget cream
Jeff: Oh why that's kinda fucked Micky
Micky: I am pedophile what do you expect numb nuts
Jeff: this Is why your wife left you
Micky: Do I look fat In these clothes?
by Garry Epstein March 19, 2023
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Midget

If someone is short and walking you can say hey look at that midget
by Kile1010 May 9, 2024
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Midget

A short person who is filled with anger and is always aggresive. They are most commonly named Angelina. The anger has nowhere to go within the short body therefore it always explodes at once causing physical harm to those around.
Angelina is a midget, right Michael and Ale?
by Alex the midget expert December 9, 2021
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midget

Skwid is a midget.
by skwidisshort June 20, 2023
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thirst midget

(noun): A person so desperate for attention and importance that they resort to spreading lies or misinformation in an attempt to diminish or discredit someone more famous or popular than themselves. The term "midget" symbolizes the individual's relatively smaller status in terms of popularity or influence.
So and so is such a thirst midget, they went around school saying all types of lies about QB1.
by OnTheRye August 22, 2024
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Midget

A word used to define Habiba

Which means she is short to be precise (158 cm tall)
E.g Habiba is a midget
by Bruhmidget November 2, 2020
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midget picket

When a long hardy rod is inserted into the anus of a little person. The little person has something written on their body resembling a picket sign.
Last night Joey and I made a midget picket.
by Midget Long Dong Mc shlong March 18, 2017
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