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Messiah

Messiah is super handsome and is genuinely hot! His smile will light up the room and his presence will make everyone happier. He isn’t sure about Himself but everyone around him sees the most amazing guy ever. If you get to be with Messiah you’re extremely lucky and will find a best friend and the most amazing relationship of your life!
As Messiah began to laugh, my heart skipped a beat and I immediately felt happier.
by Trobdefs November 25, 2021
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Awake Message

A text message ,sent by males to their female friend, contains only of words: "are you awake?".
Actualy means: "Would you like to have full sexual relations with me right now?".

usually used late in night, while drinking in the pub, when the male searching up his phone book for females he can have sex with.
EDI: "dude, i'm horny and all I can see here is guys".

Vlad: "Try sending some 'Awake messages'.."
by blackpinky March 2, 2009
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Leonel Messi

the greatest footballer of all time. He is gifted by God. He was born in Rosario, Argentina on June 24, 1987. He 31 years old. His sons are Mateo Messi, Ciro Messi, and Thiago Messi. His wife is Antonella Roccuzzo. He plays for Barcelona and Argentina (international club). His biggest rival is Christiano Ronaldo, is compared to Messi, but he is nothing like Messi.
fan1: Ronaldo scores at the 88' minute, It's tied
(two minutes later) fan2: Gooooaaaaallll Leonel Messi scores last second to make it 3-2 Barcelona won. Messi is the king of clasicos
by Messithebest trust me November 12, 2018
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Messick

The name of a loyal family full of intelligent and well rounded people who all are incredibly good looking and extremely successful
That family is full of great kids and are very successful. They must be like the Messick's
by Flash 45 March 18, 2009
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x messages

Lustful or outright pronographic text messages.
That creep sent me a few x messages last night.
by H. Blonde October 15, 2007
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Messiah

Messiah is a beautiful girl and an amazing best friend. She is quiet for the most part until you get to know her then she’ll really open up to you. She is hella thick and she knows it. She is super kind and always has great advice for you. Always is there for you when you need her most. A great combo of looks, intelligence, kindness, humor, and then some. It’s hard not fall in love with her.
Hey that girl Messiah is amazing, all she did was smile at me and she made my day.
by Jeffery Dorsey November 16, 2019
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Message board

A Message board is a rag-tag collection of pretentious douchebags. Any type of social reject will be found on an message board. For instance,
1. Nerdy Crybabies.
2. Internet Tough-guys.
3. Racists.
4. Passive-Aggressive Assholes.
5. Aggressive Assholes.
6. Tools/Try-Hards.
7. Perverts.
8. Misogynists.
9. Dorks.
10. Basically anyone who the world is a better place without.

Any kind of normal person will eventually be driven away by the circle-jerk of a clusterfuck of nerds stroking each others egos.
Types of people you will encounter on a Message board:
Nerd 1: Anyone who doesn't baby me through life is an asshole.
Nerd 2: I agree, the world is full of meanies!
Nerd 3: I'm a badass, I'm tougher than you! Everyone sucks except me!
Nerd 4: I'm 35 years old and I'm still afraid of the dark, can someone hold me?
by Clip June 11, 2006
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