the greatest footballer of all time. He is gifted by God. He was born in Rosario, Argentina on June 24, 1987. He 31 years old. His sons are Mateo Messi, Ciro Messi, and Thiago Messi. His wife is Antonella Roccuzzo. He plays for Barcelona and Argentina (international club). His biggest rival is Christiano Ronaldo, is compared to Messi, but he is nothing like Messi.
fan1: Ronaldo scores at the 88' minute, It's tied
(two minutes later) fan2: Gooooaaaaallll Leonel Messi scores last second to make it 3-2 Barcelona won. Messi is the king of clasicos
(two minutes later) fan2: Gooooaaaaallll Leonel Messi scores last second to make it 3-2 Barcelona won. Messi is the king of clasicos
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