Mason and Markie

Two captains on a ship that fly in space while sitting on two large thrones.

Man, the things I would do to become Mason and Markie.

by chiefmamabear September 12, 2009

mason walker

the rizzard of oz

the rizzly bear
infinate rizz
infinate digits
infinate pull
better than u

mason walker is better than every one of us

by mraceyt February 8, 2023

Mason Penis

Ass at every game in his life, loves vaping

Mason penis is gay.

by Yeetsquad296787 March 5, 2018

Mason Sensation

An amazing, orgasmic sensation that runs through one's body reaching places as deep as one's soul, when one is in the presence of, or even within sight of Mason. The Mason Sensation is very addictive and hard to resist. There is little one can do when he/she is hit with the Mason Sensation, except embrace and be thankful that you are blessed enough to be in the presence of Mason. The Mason Sensation has been known to change lives and cure people of blindness.
NOTE: Even though the Mason Sensation is a beloved and beautiful thing, it can, in time, corrupt the human mind. After a long period of time under the Mason Sensation, one can become dependent on it, and will do drastic things to acquire it if it is lost. There have been a few rare cases where people have killed for the Mason Sensation. There are many rehabilitation centers and support groups for people who are addicted.

Bob: Oh My God!!! What is this?!? It feels as though I'm soaring over a beautiful double rainbow with a bunch of pretty butterflies!!!! Oh God!!! What is happening!!! This is better than sex!!!

Joe: Looks like Bob's got the Mason Sensation

Billy: Gee Willikers!!! I think you're right!!!!

by saxman412 March 14, 2011

Mason City

Formally known as the " masonic city" due to its rich masonian heritage. often known as "mason shitty", refering to the quality of homos living there.

Hey, where you be from?

Mason city, more like Mason Shitty.

Ha. Must be some pretty shitty homos there~

by bon_que_que May 22, 2009

Mason Dixon Line

The "mason dixon line" is a common metaphor used to describe a separation, usually directional (north or south). It can also be used to describe other separations such as above and below the waist.

Geographically speaking, one could say: "The mason dixon line separates the yanks (people who stereotype everyone and think the nation should have voted for Kerry or Frankenstein, which ever you prefer) from those who are more refined and choose not to cry about such trivialities as who is the president (he is more symbolic than political anyways).

by someone from the south May 2, 2006

mason jar

(n.) A college student receptacle for fecal material when the dorm bathrooms are disgusting.

I'm out of trapper keepers, so I just took a shit in my brand new mason jar.

by Debo J-Bonez April 15, 2006