Obama's last name

greatest mystery of all time, followed by what victorias secret is

johnny-hey bro whats obama's last name?
kyle- oh it's-
"gunshot"
kyle drops to the ground before finishing his sentence
johnny-noooooooooo!!!!

by homoalphamale January 6, 2022

i will be there at being a grammer and i will be there at least it's not only that but i don't know if you have any questions please feel free to contact me at any time with you and your family a

A random ass auto correct from my phone

I don't know how to put this into a sentence i will be there at being a grammer and i will be there at least it's not only that but i don't know if you have any questions please feel free to contact me at any time with you and your family a

by Imafatasscunt February 6, 2018

Loast

Toast that is lost...

either metaphorically, or actually lost

OMFG look at that Loast!!!

What the hell my toast went all Loast on me!

by kennyout June 9, 2004

Last Year

A really good game that everyone should try that actually is easy and hard. Also, things females say when something is old.

That was so last year. Get with the timezzz

by Swago1200 January 15, 2019

Nice Guys Finish Last

When no matter how much a guy may be kind to a woman, pay for her food, compliment her, etc, that they still have no desire to give them the sex they think they deserve.

Man1: "Ah, man. Michelle is such a slut. She wouldn't have sex with me even though I did all kinds of nice things for her."
Man2: "Well, everyone knows that nice guys finish last so don't waste your time with girls like that."

by Perfect2016 July 10, 2016

last exit to springfield

probably the best simpsons episode EVER, at least one of the best. It's the one when Homer is union president of the plant.

most famous line from last exit to springfield:
dental plan!
lisa needs braces.
(repeat at least 7 times)

by Adrian May 23, 2006

the last supper

When a girl is giving you head, and as you cum you snap her neck.

"what happened to your girlfriend Katie? OH her? Shes dead, i gave her the last supper.

by Travis Thompson AKA nast fish November 10, 2010