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One last chance

The dork girl from out of town tried to offer a lot of people something that was never hers to offer, one last chance to remain in their homes in their town.
by Solid Mantis May 19, 2021
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chrollos.last.bible

Very hot, amazing, stunning, talented, cool. Their mine, im not sharing 😉 Ryuk addiction ☹️ Very funny
chrollos.last.bible needs a ryuk body pillow asap
“omega🥺”
“be my discord kitten 😈”
“suck deez nuts?”
“are you a 60 year old man 🙁”
by Rin <3 June 13, 2021
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The last Naked warrior challenge

a challenge taken were the participants wrap as much tape on their dick as possible, and rip it off without getting hurt
Charles haley is the king of the the last naked warrior challenge
by cosmicjoker234 August 13, 2021
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My Last Two Brain Cells

A description of what remains of one’s mind after slogging through excessive work, living on low sleep or poor nutrition, or dealing other people’s bullshit.
Wow, I did nothing but grind on schoolwork from August to December. My last two brain cells are going to play some Minecraft.

My last two brain cells are running on Chicken McNuggets for breakfast and 3 hours of sleep, so I probably won’t be able to finish the report by the deadline.

My boss whines every day about how lazy I am, even though I work 80 hours a week. My last two brain cells are not cut out for this shit.
by Shepherd Guy October 28, 2022
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There goes the last great american dynasty, who know if she never showed up what could've been?
She had a marvelous time ruining everything.
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text ya last

Annoying habit, like a sort of texting version of "tag", where someone always has to be the last one to text. often without saying goodbye, cya, etc. Often in the middle of something important or good dialogue. Then no apologies later.
"Samantha is famous for text ya last. We will be in the middle of this serious text, everything super important, then *poof* she's gone, no goodbye, no nothing…..and certainly no apologies or pick-up later. Over it."
by Leem37 December 23, 2013
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When's the last time you jerked off?

A male version of: "when's the last time you had your period?"

Can be used in a situation when a guy gets moody because he hasn't jerked off or had sex in awhile. (AKA Man period)
Guy: Man,I'm so fucking pissed off right now!!!

Random person: dude,when's the last time you jerked off?
by ALL DAT ROOM THO?! November 14, 2020
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