grass fairy

n. fagball player that dances on a soccer field and kicks a soccer ball

look at that grass fairy fucking that other guy in da butt.

by SuperCameron April 5, 2003

grass roots truth

A quote by my youth pastor. Refers to looking at the deep reality of a situation.

"Dood, look at the grass roots truth. That girl has been playin' you all along!"

by Zandri May 9, 2008

Grass Surfing

Using a sledge to surf down hills

I'm so excited. I'm going grass surfing this weekend.

by Emma-ME-Bryce September 28, 2008

Grasshopper leebra milkshake

The grasshopper leebra milkshake is also known as the commonly known motorboat. The head is placed between the females breast and the male must eat out (AKA rub his face in the breast).

The pretty woman gave Timothy the Grasshopper leebra milkshake

by justice_GIGITY February 24, 2010

Grass Brain

After many years of being a Grass Head, one will shun their friends and family to marry their lawn. A form of insanity that few ever possess. It is a cureable disease that controls your mind and heart.

Mr. Smite is now married to his lawn. Some say he's just a wack job. But we all know he has Grass Brain. Poor guy...

by Spirit Girl September 8, 2010

grasshole

One who eats too much vegetable fiber, resulting in a blow it out your ass effect of green matter.
A smug individual whom is either vegetarian or vegan and makes wild claims to others about their poor diets.

"When Juanita had too much Palak Paneer at lunch, and then too much cerveza at dinner, her intestines filled with gas and she blew it out of her grasshole".

by gREEN dRAGON November 12, 2014

Grassini

This last name is decended from an old Roman god! That nobody liked. He died by tripping on a rock and faceplanting into a wasp nest, inhaling 34 wasps. It can be known as the definition of "Retard". Any child with this last name should consider an early name change, because they are going to have a very tough life ahead of them. They are often born with many extra chromosomes due to the body trying to make up for the lack of common sense (fucking greedy cunt), and like to ride on the short bus because it makes them feel safe and at home.

"Yo is that kid a grassini?"
"Think so.. saw him on the short bus yesterday."
"Doesnt the school have a Wasp problem?"

by Making fun of people's names November 1, 2016