Flaccid Florence

Flaccid Florence: A person who just can't get their little buddy up no matter the circumstances.

Maya: "Hey Rob~ gonna finally give me a night I'll remember?"

Rob: "But Maya you know I'm a Flaccid Florence!"

by JackMeacoff April 13, 2023

Fack

Verb

The act of shoving a gerbil up one's own ass through a tube.

Originated from an Eminem song called FACK in the curtain call collection.

"Man it felt so good when I facked earlier*

by Fack man May 4, 2023

Flaccid Casket

To expire while having the absolute worst, lukewarm, insensate , unerotic sex of your entire life.

Edward always said he had a great technique in bed…Turns out he put her in a Flaccid Casket

by CyberGeddon May 14, 2023

Fack

Fack is the more appropriate version of F**k

You Fack

by DA-DUCK July 6, 2023

facklebuff

When you shit and/or cum your pants, then push a infant or elderly person down a flight of stairs.

"This old bitch scared me so I pulled a facklebuff"

by Lo Vencox December 12, 2023

flacco my cracko

A nonsense expression that sounds like innuendo used to gauge how another person will react to something.

Like working our Joe Flacco to be your QB and seeing how things turn out.

Made popular by the radio show/podcast common man and t-bone.

Hey, wanna flacco my cracko?

by Spokensilent January 7, 2024

flaccid stroke

To have a stroke, whilst also being a virgin

Poor Tom had a flaccid stroke, now he's never going to get laid.

by devStik January 29, 2024