Are you charlie'ing my chocolate factory

1. When it's too small and he's trying to penetrate the back door

2. When they aren't picking up what you're putting down; they aren't catching a whiff of what you're sniffing;

3. Accidental anal

Her: put it in
Him: I'm trying
Her: Are you charlie'ing my chocolate factory right now?

by Jjsn54 October 12, 2021

clench factor

a reliable and easy ratio used to measure a man's hottnes based on his ability to clench his jaw. the more a man clenches his jaw before he's about to kiss a girl, the hotter he is. this can be seen in the movie "step up."

"oh wow, this guy's clench factor definitely makes him worthy for me"

by sclurba August 22, 2006

Ugh Factor 9 Stupidity factor 1,000,000

Possibly the closest thing to Ugh Factor 10 if not worse because of the added in Stupidity Factor. But regarless the equation works as shown below

If (Ugh Factor + Stupidity Factor) > 10,
then You = Loser

But the speciality about the stupidity factor of 1,000,000 is that even though you're fashionably impetant, we don't want you to drop dead because we would appreciate it if you stuck around so we can always have a sweet laugh at your stupidity.

Not only does that shit look wack but you look like a complete retard in the process, please stick around so we can point and laugh at you.

by jake April 1, 2005

Football Factory

A college that basically doesn't give a crap about academics only how many more butts it can put in the stadium. Usually inhabited by brain-dead jocks who will more than likely end-up pumping gas when they get out of school.

That school is a football factory.

by DennisIsEvil October 19, 2005

Windshield Factor

Cooling effect experienced by humans due to velocity of wind as measured from the windshield of an automobile traveling at a rate of speed equivalent to current wind conditions as reported by the National Weather Service (NWS).

"I know it's only 28 degrees outside, but the windshield factor makes it feel more like 10 below zero!"

by SF Sam January 1, 2009

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

The Best movie ever, made a long time ago and full of fun and fantasy. Has a bunch of cool songs, and candy, you just can't beat it's greatness

come with me and you will see a world of pure imagination

by Casey Phil July 4, 2005

factoid

1)A fact that may or may not be true, but is trivial in nature. The source of the factoid has questionable authenticity.

2) A verified fact in a compact sentance.

1) 76% of all facts are wrong

2) Bush is a moron

by Gunkglumb May 24, 2005