failed banger

A joke that is intended to make the whole group laugh, but instead brings silence and stares at you.

Ed: That was like when Obama was president!
Everyone:

Ted: Failed banger, Ed

by elpepeswan August 12, 2023

False pedophile

Middle Eastern slang for a castrated man, or registered sex offender.

He can't be serious talking to that woman, he's a false pedophile!

by Clitsle-blower August 14, 2023

False Trans

A person who pretends to be transgender for social or financial gain. These individuals will typically do very little to alter their appearance to fit their newly assigned pronouns, typically only changing hair style giving the impression that they are transitioning but in reality they have no plans to complete or be fully dedicated to their transition.

"Jodie is only pretending to be trans because her friends are." "Yeah she's totally a false trans!"

by Way2Real4U August 15, 2023

falsedressit

The most mega swiftie twitter acc there is. flop accounts don't stand a chance against Queen Falsedressit and the falsedressit nation, the YBCAMHB and core four gcs will move heaven and hell to protect QUEEN poppy falsedressit.

Taylor: "omg have you seen this account on twitter"
Karlie: "no! I only know falsedressit!"

by urrrmmmmmm_ September 24, 2023

False trust

To create false trust in someone usually in an attempt to gain information, often a falsification of identity through media or in person is employed.

I told my sister over the phone I killed him. That wasn't your sister it was a cop using a false trust.

by WGstyles October 11, 2023

False Positive ATH

Finding out you do not have the condition of natural Athleticism, through being thoroughly beat in a sport that someone has no foundation of how to play that sport.

Even though Felix has dedicated years to golf he tragically figured out he has False Positive ATH error, when he played a round with Ian Fleckman, who has never played golf before and shot a course record.

by Major King Kong October 19, 2023

False Hope

An expectation that is extremely unlikely to be satisfied. Mainly found in sports and or gambling.

I feel bad for that Phillies fan. He is filled with false hope.

by TheTruther390 October 27, 2023