mark cook

Someone who repeatedly dies in absurd and interesting ways, yet mysteriously the next day is up and about. Similar to Kenny from South Park.

Mark Cook got shot in the head eight times yesterday and this afternoon I saw him at Taco Bell.

by Scandalouspoop October 11, 2016

sam cook

A real life Grand Theft Auto Character

Mom: We are going to Idaho!
Son: Maybe I'll see Sam Cook!
Mom: Make sure you hide your shit!

by TheGreatnessofOdea May 27, 2018

alex cooke

the biggest legend he is a great man and all the chicks dig him. if you see him you should go give him a blow.

wow look at that its Alex Cooke can I wanna fuck him

by beersybum June 24, 2019

Mr Cooke

A prick that talks about other people’s pee and how he has a degree. CUNT

There goes Mr Cooke chatting shit again

by 6-mil November 19, 2019

Dalvin Cook

Easily the best running back Minnesota has had since Adrian Peterson left town
Draft this man in the first round ALWAYS

My dad passed on Dalvin Cook in the first round to get Mahomes. Not bad, but you could have had DALVIN

by ChexManiac September 11, 2021

Mrs Cook

Fucking twat RS jesus that loves sex bcos she is a slut

Mrs Cook: JESUS GO DEEPER UNG YEAH DADDY

by Meek9 March 22, 2022

5 Second Cook

Someone who always makes microwaveable food, such as tv dinners and microwaveable pizzas, and considers it "excellent quality food". Can also be known as a 5 second chef.

For dinner tonight, my dad "made" us "quality" spaghetti, which was really just Stouffers. He's such a 5 second cook.

by TehKingz August 7, 2010