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A prick that talks about other people’s pee and how he has a degree. CUNT
There goes Mr Cooke chatting shit again
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
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A high school teacher who is the closest thing in physical, astral, spiritual and mental form of god itself or he may even be the creator of the universe.
Mr.Cooke is the best teacher in this entire country by the measurement of 200000 kilometers, he was most likely an ex- war veteran who was also a Navy Seal. Anyone who can speak to Mr.Cooke is the luckiest person even if they are getting told off by the creator himself.

As at most lunchtimes the school needs multiple teachers on yard duty, Mr. Cooke patrols the yard with his trusty sheriff hat as he takes care of problems occurring in the yard.
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