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Crank a poo

When you are struggling to get a poo out, so you lean your body in different directions to crank a poo out.
Not sure what was going on with my tummy today, but I really had to crank a poo this morning!
by AbbysRoad August 11, 2023
mugGet the Crank a poomug.

Crank

a crank is a creature from the movie trilogy and book series The Maze Runner.

its described as a zombie-looking creature, with pale skin, and reddened eyes. They're very skinny, so you could see their bons underneath their skin. they have extremely black and/or red veins as well as some sort of strings out of their skin, making them stick to the wall in some of the scenes in The Maze Runner movies.
person 1: "what are those zombie things?"

person 2: "those are the Cranks!"
by ★pjo_tmr_nerd★ April 21, 2024
mugGet the Crankmug.

Crank my cudgel

Unless I can crank my cudgel before we leave, I'll be in a bad mood all day.
by Usmafia86 July 27, 2022
mugGet the Crank my cudgelmug.

crank on him

when you crank 90s on some shitter on fortnite
he's so bad i cranked on him so hard
crank on him
by Garbage kid February 22, 2021
mugGet the crank on himmug.

Crank pipe

A crank pipe is a sophisticatedly blown glass tube with a bubble on the end used specifically for smoking methamphetamine and preferably made with Pyrex. Available in different colors and thickness. Commonly referred to as an "oil burner" when purchased at the store. Car air freshener tubes are also a popular material purchased specifically for the purpose of blowing the glass tube into a bubble with a torch until its red hot and pops a small hole in the top to allow the air flow to carry the smoke as you twist the pipe from 10°-2oclock position into your mouth as you inhale to achieve a good hit. Properly maintaining this unique apparatus is suggested to retain efficient burning. The solid black at the end is referred to as "pipe wipe" or "war-paint" as the soot turns everything you touch black. Ashes or wink paired with a Q-tip is the best way to clean an abused p-lo. Over time them become thin and/or pitted causing them to break at the most inconvenient moment. Out of desperation light bulbs or foil can also be modified for smoking. Average cost is $2.00-$5.00 thin ones are cheapest and broken pipes can also be reblown with a torch or recycled to other tweakers. If your brave the residue can be scraped or "cracked back" refered to as "raping the pipe" when smoked and tastes like shit or even cause a broke dope to fiend out when the last of the shits been smoked already and nothing is left even after hours of dedicated "carpet-surfing" turns up nothing.
Fuckin'A I cant find my crank pipe.
by BunzR_us February 22, 2018
mugGet the Crank pipemug.
Pokey bum wank

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Posh wank

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Asphixi wank

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Cry and a wank

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All the emotions
“Any plans this evening?” she asked.
Probably try a pokey bum posh asphixi crank.” I replied.
by Diamonds & Crowns September 4, 2022
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crank it and spank it

When used in business: wrap it up and get on with the task.

Note: if you have an HR department you should not use this phrase in business.
Okay team, let’s crank it and spank it!”
by Shh shh shh August 1, 2022
mugGet the crank it and spank itmug.

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