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conditioning hike

The most hellish and painful experiences on the planet. It starts off with a simple walk. And about 90 pounds on your body. For 21 kilometers. A big "fuck you" given to US Marines before they redeploy.
Hey Martinez, you want to go to McDonald's?
Nah man, I can't get fat before the Conditioning Hike.
Oh fuck, I forgot!
by Doc Of the Walk March 30, 2015
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Condiments

An assortment or array of various drugs or alcohol products gathered to ensure the thirst for one's favorite habit is quenched.
I'm heading for the cabin this weekend with plenty of condiments, don't expect to see me until Monday.
by Gojai August 24, 2017
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condition white

A relaxed state of awareness wherein an attack would be completely unexpected, such as being asleep, or being IN one’s phone.
I was in Condition White, Facebooking, when that car hit me.
by Cmdr Fat Coyote October 22, 2017
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Condition of household

by Kuehlstein January 23, 2018
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Condipop

A naughty delicacy consisting of a penis with a condom slapped on, especially when the condom is of a flavor such as strawberry, chocolate, vanilla, etc., which makes a girl's act of fellatio on a guy pleasurable.

It is a portmanteau of the words condom and lollipop.
Guy: How was my condipop?

Girl:*winks*
by KnowPsyUniverse June 16, 2018
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Condiction

To use the diction common to those who could be assumed to have served or are currently in prison.
When Jenny met peter she understood he had been studying law. It was apparent with his condiction that he took a more hands on approach.
by LepperWithThreeHands January 12, 2019
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Condiments

noun
plural noun: condiments

a substance such as salt, ketchup, or butter that is used to add flavor to food.
“Hey bro lemmie get some butter I’m hungry for some condiments”

“Shure bro”

*passes butter*

“Bro, this is salted butter”

Sorry bro, lemme help”
*pisses on butter*

Thanks bro
*bites into butter*
*starts crying*

“Why are you crying bro?”

“This it the best butter I’ve ever eaten...”

“Bro...”
by Peen69-420 March 21, 2019
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