cockmeister

To put simply, a master of cock.

Damn he actually won the cockfight. What a cockmeister.

by Bagus Killer August 15, 2007

Cockstacle

A male that impedes another male's ability to mate.

Guy 1: "Did you see Justyn almost take home the drunk chick?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, too bad the designated driver saved her from him."

Guy 1: "Dude, I know. What a cockstacle."

by mebematt77 January 25, 2009

Breaking coconuts

Vigorous masturbation while standing hunched over - to the point of looking like a primate angrily trying to break open some coconuts.

I walked in on my roommate watching porn and he was just breaking coconuts!

by funk579 May 28, 2009

locker room cock

A nice floppy cock. When you are in the locker room with your friends, you want to have a floppy cock. This makes the penile apendage appear to be large but not grossly large like an boner would be in the same situation. We all look just to measure up.

hey did you check out his locker room cock for me?
do i look like your bitch?......ok yeah he was fucking jacked with that floppy cock!

by Sargeant Johnson November 28, 2007

Cock Smoking Thunder Cunt

The daddy of all putdowns, a king amongst curses, the Zeus of insults, THE insult favoured by Chuck Norris.
'Cock smoking thunder cunt' delivers a crushing blow to an insultee's ego, by combining two reasonable insults it creates an amalgamation so ultimately powerful that any comeback (if any) from the receiver of the insult is completely useless, much like trying to return a punch to Mike Tyson, the insultee knows that they cannot possibly outshine the sheer awesomeness that 'cock smoking thunder cunt' glows in.

Shut up you dickhead, you can't do that.' 'Yes, I can, you cock smoking thunder cunt.' 'Okay, I'm terribly sorry, you can. Please, take my mother

by L. Longford July 19, 2010

Cock Vampire

A person who absolutely loves to suck cock, and drink the semen after. Usually close to nymphomania in their obsession.

'Suzie's such a cock vampire. She got me three times last night and then went to Joe's house.'

by Nayban November 1, 2005

cock tribute

A cock tribute is a photo of a person (often female) also showing a hard penis, usually in front of or alongside their face. Not as common as cum tributes, but growing in popularity, especially on Twitter.

"You done me a cum tribute, now please do a cock tribute for me. I want to see your hard dick next to my face!"

by 10 Finger Eddie December 11, 2015