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Chomdax

A gargantuan being of pure fat that devours anything it sees.
Chomdax is a pretty cute fella.
by silderrr August 5, 2018
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chomp choad

When someone sucks your dick or in rare cases when you suck your own. Also know as; blowjob, getting head, bob the knob, etc.
Susie aint great looking but man can she chomp choad like a pro... no teeth and she gargles the #manmalt when shes done.
by p-ro August 7, 2018
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Champagne Ass

When one person takes a bottle of fizz, somewhat like Chappledown or Veuve Cliquotand fizz that bottle right up and insert into the ass of a willing woman and watch that spray come right out of her ass all over the new bear rug and get the cleaner to suck it up or into the open mouth of a filthy willing participant
Oh my god! I got Champagne ass fucked in the ass! I sprayed all over the new bear rug! He asked me if I liked Bum-Perignon, I replied, of course I'm a lady, even after squirting all over great grandma's antique silver mustard pot with a tiny spoon! Daddy was not impressed.
by Champagne Ass August 26, 2018
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champagne dick

When you be popping that cock and the jizz goes further and higher than expected.

This can be a solo or a joint effort.
“Damn! That’s champagne dick got me in the eye! “
Or

How do you get jizz on the ceiling? “Champagne Dick my nigga
by ChampagneDick September 1, 2018
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champaine

Da horrid pounding headache dat you suffer after a night of alcohol-drenched partying.
Katy Perry sure learned about da champaine woes "last Friday night", yet she implies dat it was all worth it, since she already plans to "do it all again" next week.
by QuacksO October 14, 2018
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chomaylupp

If u chomaylupp u are getting down and dirty in the bed and all of a sudden see a fat tiny penis and u didn’t like it
Girl 1= did u get the d last nighttt
Girl 2= I was but then I got chomaylupped!!
by ilinoi October 19, 2018
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champagne dazzle

To champagne dazzle is to run quickly away from something.
Mate: did you see that fed car ?
Me: ye g I was champagne dazzling
Mate: that’s a champagne dazzle ting
by Charlie holloway February 20, 2019
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