Receiving a blow job while defecating in the upper tank of a toilet. A combination of Upper Decker and Blumpkin, also know as Top Shelf Blumpkin.
by supergenious July 20, 2009
Get the Box Seat Blumpkin mug.While receiving a particularly forceful blumpkin, the blumpkin recipient suddenly elevates off the commode, causing the blumpkin-giver's head to slam into the toilet, breaking the toilet into several pieces.
Peter could not use his toilet for weeks after Melissa's wrecking ball blumpkin smashed it into a hundred pieces.
by Marcookski January 27, 2010
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Also know as the "Nasky Special," the Midnight Milky Way Blumpkin is when you receive a blow job while taking a shit, the person who is giving the oral sex puts their hands between the legs of the recipient and catches the defecation. Once the recipient finishes, the person will proceed to mix the cum in his mouth with the fecal matter resembling a Milky Way Midnight Candy Bar.
Oh dude Nick gave me the best Midnight Milky Way Blumpkin last night at the Rugby House, it rocked my socks off!
by TheOriginalRugbyBoi69 October 16, 2012
Get the Midnight Milky Way Blumpkin mug.The act of a male eating a female's vagina out while he is defecating. Usually the female will climb and use the toilet for leverage.
"Last night, John got a reverse female Blumpkin during his daily shit. She was gettin up all over him!"
by maxreboband September 7, 2016
Get the Reverse Female Blumpkin mug.While at the Grateful Dead Concert, Hoover gave me The Porta Potty Blumpkin, also known as a hippie blowie shitbomb.
by Incontenencia Buttocks May 22, 2018
Get the The Porta Potty Blumpkin mug.The practice by which a person enacts the process of cunalingus whilst the receiver passes a stool on the toilet.
by lock & lock March 22, 2011
Get the Blumpalingus mug.I went to see the lecture by that professor the other night. She sure knows all about blumpkins. You could say she's a blumpkinophile.
by Ted Bundy's Kid February 28, 2008
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