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Box Seat Blumpkin

Receiving a blow job while defecating in the upper tank of a toilet. A combination of Upper Decker and Blumpkin, also know as Top Shelf Blumpkin.
Billy is a legend, he got a box seat blumpkin from Suzy last night right after the party.
by supergenious July 20, 2009
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Wrecking Ball Blumpkin

While receiving a particularly forceful blumpkin, the blumpkin recipient suddenly elevates off the commode, causing the blumpkin-giver's head to slam into the toilet, breaking the toilet into several pieces.
Peter could not use his toilet for weeks after Melissa's wrecking ball blumpkin smashed it into a hundred pieces.
by Marcookski January 27, 2010
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Midnight Milky Way Blumpkin

Also know as the "Nasky Special," the Midnight Milky Way Blumpkin is when you receive a blow job while taking a shit, the person who is giving the oral sex puts their hands between the legs of the recipient and catches the defecation. Once the recipient finishes, the person will proceed to mix the cum in his mouth with the fecal matter resembling a Milky Way Midnight Candy Bar.
Oh dude Nick gave me the best Midnight Milky Way Blumpkin last night at the Rugby House, it rocked my socks off!
by TheOriginalRugbyBoi69 October 16, 2012
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Reverse Female Blumpkin

The act of a male eating a female's vagina out while he is defecating. Usually the female will climb and use the toilet for leverage.
"Last night, John got a reverse female Blumpkin during his daily shit. She was gettin up all over him!"
by maxreboband September 7, 2016
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The Porta Potty Blumpkin

When one receives fellatio while defecating in a portable restroom or other rustic lavatory.
While at the Grateful Dead Concert, Hoover gave me The Porta Potty Blumpkin, also known as a hippie blowie shitbomb.
by Incontenencia Buttocks May 22, 2018
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Blumpalingus

The practice by which a person enacts the process of cunalingus whilst the receiver passes a stool on the toilet.
Derrick likes giving Sara blumpalingus.
by lock & lock March 22, 2011
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Blumpkinophile

One who is highly versed in the art of blumpkins and all derivations and deviations.
I went to see the lecture by that professor the other night. She sure knows all about blumpkins. You could say she's a blumpkinophile.
by Ted Bundy's Kid February 28, 2008
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