Bestie

The single most nauseating pseudo-word in the English language.

Say 'bestie' again and I'll throw up in your mouth.

by BEC611 July 8, 2010

bastich

1. A smart combination of the words 'Bastard' and 'Bitch'.
2. A Ladyboy who stole your last Rolo.

Jesus, your such a Bastich (apply in both cases)

by Mr Bug November 16, 2006

bastich

A term first used by Richard Dimitri (as Roman Troy Moronie ) In the movie Johnnie Dangerously starring Michael Keaton and Joe Piscapo. A spoof on 1930's gangster flicks, the movie gives a great showing of the historically correct clothes and mannerisms from that period. An incredibly funny movie, this 1984 classic helped jumpstart Keatons' career for other starring roles in Gung Ho and then of course Beetle Juice.

"You frigin BASTICH". Moronie

by TheDirtySis September 11, 2007

beating your dick

How is this not defined on Urbandictionary after all these years?

*knock on bathroom* "What are you doing in there man, beating your dick? Let's go already!"

by makinpizzasbro420 June 30, 2014

bastid

cutesy spelling of bastard.

Come over here, you dirty little bastid!

by weave March 21, 2003

Aquatic Homosexual Bestial Necrophilia

Aquatic Homosexual Bestial Necrophilia is the art of when a Gay man strips into the nude, jumps into a tank of rotting dead gay fish, and starts having sexual intercourse with as many as of them as he (or the Audience) can stand. Aquatic Homosexual Bestial Necrophilia tends to happen on three day weekends and spring break sessions.

dude. . . . did you check out that link i gave sent you? there was some pretty rad Aquatic Homosexual Bestial Necrophilia on that site, even with some swordfish involved. . . dude. . . what time is 4:20 break?

by the Mind Messer-upper October 29, 2008

basti

the best person in the whole entire world lmao

basti is better than jailan, philip, taylor and shelby

by nowtfas May 7, 2018