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(verb) 1. Somone who DGAF's so much they do not even use the full term. 2. It is the most extreme form of indifference one can express about a certain person, place, event, or situation.
Guy1:"Bro did you know that our womens gymnastics is taking on China for the gold medal tonight?!"

Guy2"Bro did you know I D-F about gymnastics?"
D-F by CBBolts October 9, 2008
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To snatch, rob, or take without asking.
Yo, she D Blocked me for my iPod.
d block by Mr.H December 28, 2005
Acronym for "Designated Fat Friend"

the D.F.F. is the friend attractive girls bring with them, because the D.F.F. is unattractive, so in terms of relativity (see even hot chicks use einstein) the hot chick looks even hotter.

the D.F.F. tends to believe that if they are hanging out with beautiful people they must also be beautiful. what is important here, is that they are wrong.

the D.F.F. is historically the person with who the "wingman" must "take one for the team"
You: Oh man that chick is fuckin smokin
wingman: hellz yeah son
You: I'm gonna go talk to her, oh wait, she has a D.F.F.
wingman: FUCK
D.F.F by supersloth July 21, 2008

d&m buddy 

Someone who you go to for long, deep & meaningful conversations.
Girl 1: I tried calling you all night last night
Girl 2: oo sorry i was on the phone to a d&m buddy..
d&m buddy by caseywoo1 February 24, 2009
A Defective End User.
An extremely common, and very frustrating issue in the I.T. industry.
Andy: "So I got a call about a Mr X's not being able to read his emails."
Kyle: "What was the issue?"
Andy "It was a D.E.U."
D.E.U. by MrJemson January 4, 2009

d-missile 

The perfect all in one meal. It contains vegetables, unknown meats, dairy, flat bread and spices which provide enough energy to walk home after striking out at the bar. Otherwise known as a "donair"
I really wanted to take that blond home tonight...I guess I'll have to pound back a d-missile on the lonely walk home instead.
d-missile by 140 gordy January 22, 2009