(verb) 1. Somone who DGAF's so much they do not even use the full term. 2. It is the most extreme form of indifference one can express about a certain person, place, event, or situation.
Guy1:"Bro did you know that our womens gymnastics is taking on China for the gold medal tonight?!"
the D.F.F. is the friend attractive girls bring with them, because the D.F.F. is unattractive, so in terms of relativity (see even hot chicks use einstein) the hot chick looks even hotter.
the D.F.F. tends to believe that if they are hanging out with beautiful people they must also be beautiful. what is important here, is that they are wrong.
the D.F.F. is historically the person with who the "wingman" must "take one for the team"
You: Oh man that chick is fuckin smokin
wingman: hellz yeah son You: I'm gonna go talk to her, oh wait, she has a D.F.F.
wingman: FUCK
The perfect all in one meal. It contains vegetables, unknown meats, dairy, flat bread and spices which provide enough energy to walkhome after striking out at the bar. Otherwise known as a "donair"
I really wanted to take that blond home tonight...I guess I'll have to pound back a d-missile on the lonely walk home instead.