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Baby alfredo

When a woman is performing oral sex on a man with alfredo noodles in her mouth and the man provides the sauce with the explosion of baby batter
We were having chicken alfredo for dinner and I turned it into baby alfredo!!
by Budmanpapa January 23, 2017
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baby cabbage

old man's sack. also known as his shlong
this kid down my floor named champ has a baby cabbage
by Jonas1989 November 30, 2007
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Baby Daves

This where someone's tears and cum/jizz are mixed together through either deliberate or circumstantial act
You okay bro? I heard you had the Baby Daves during a wank after your partner left you.

Wow, did you see that pornhub clip - that dude had a huge pool of baby daves after he was pegged by that nurse.
by TikTosh75 February 19, 2021
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Baby Worthy

A member of the opposite sex who has enough attractive physical characteristics to make them a prime candidate for reproduction.
K: Oh man, I just hooked up with this guy & I think I really like him..

S: Yeah, but is he baby worthy?

K: Hell no! He's not THAT kind of hot.
by spaysi June 4, 2009
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Baby boy

A 'pet name' or 'sexual nickname' for someone in the horror community who gets off on harassing people.
"call me baby boy or I'm going to tell everyone you're homophobic."

"I'm not comfortable doing that and it has nothing to do with your sexual preference, that doesn't matter to me in the slightest"

"Nah, what in hearing is you hate LGBTQIA+ people and I don't have an issue with boundaries."
by pseudofuckingnym May 12, 2024
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Baby carrot

When a man has a dick the size of a fucking baby carrot, its so small it can fit up ones nose. BE CAREFUL!!!! DO NOT ENGAGE WITH CARROT DICK PEOPLE!!!!!! Find a big ol eggplant ;)
His dick was like a fucking baby carrot like boy what the hell boy
by gaygayhomesexualgay February 19, 2022
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On Baby Dick

Used as a phrase similar “on my mom” but with more seriousness. Mixes on baby with dick.
On baby dick bro I didn’t chief ur poppers gooning
by YvngBoySway October 16, 2025
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