Ho Chi Minh Two-Step

The "Ho Chi Minh Two-Step" is to be unwell and have diarrhea, making you run to the bathroom.

Dave: You wanna come out tonight, man?
Brad: Nah dude - would love too but I have the Ho Chi Minh Two-Step.
Dave: Damn, what did you eat?
Brad: I had some left over Chinese takeaway - I think that set me off...

by buckonz November 5, 2009

Two Notch

A term used in Columbia, South Carolina. A road where prostitutes turn tricks. Any girl who walks down that road is accused of being a whore.

"Yeah, I saw her walking down Two Notch...she is such a whore!"

"God, she is such a whore. I bet she works on Two Notch."

by lil_babe11 May 13, 2008

two-four

(Noun) A case of beer consisting of 24 bottles. Usually enough for one or two Canadians. "Case" or "Box" are seldom used in lieu of two-four. Popularly consumed with a candle light dinner.

Wife: "How's the Kraft Dinner, eh?"
Husband: "Good there. Would ya mind gettin us a couple more Moosehead outta the two-four? It's in the snowbank on the left, eh?"

by Eatthebottles April 21, 2004

two left feet

This is used to define a person who is clumsy or awkward, especially while dancing.

He has two left feet, he is a poor dancer.

by Murthy Pariwakam May 22, 2006

two girls one cup

The world's first viral Sheisse video.

Often shown to an unsuspecting viewer(s) in order to gleefully observe his or her horrified reaction.

(Spoiler Alert! The following reveals elements of the video's "plot")

Sadistic Asshole: "Dude... check out this video of these two hot chicks 'making out'. He! He!".

Said Asshole's victim plays the video "Two Girls One Cup": Idyllic music plays.... Two attractive women ... Standard Lesbian foreplay ... then, at about 0:30 into the video....

Traumatized Victim (horrified and at the brink of nausea): "Are they ... Oh my God, No ... I can't believe ... Are they really, IS SHE EATING THE OTHER CHICK'S POO! AND, OH NO, SQUIRTING IT INTO THE OTHER CHICK'S MOUTH! PLEASE, I CAN'T WATCH ANYMORE!"

Sadistic Asshole: "Oh it gets better. So much better, so much tastier."

... the two women, apparently fed-up (hah! pun intended) with eating each other poop, wash their fecal-feast down with a generous helping of each other's vomit; could there by a more fitting denouement?...

Traumatized Victim (shaking): "Where am I? Its sooo cold in here... My life will never be the same... My whole worldview has been decimated ... Someone, please hold me. I am so scared ..."

Sadistic Asshole: "Ha Ha! Isn't technology wonderful!"

by atlasfugged January 2, 2008

Two-Finger Hanky

Instead of using a handkerchief, you use the index and middle fingers to blow your nose.

Dude, that guy just leaned over the curb and shot a two-finger hanky!

by airbiscuit March 30, 2009

Two Night Stand

similar to a one night stand

when two individuals are thinking "hmm... maybe we should do that again" immediately following an initial one night stand. So the next night, they get it on once more.

What'd you do friday and saturday night??

I had a two night stand with some chick!

Awesome!

by hardhitr3 July 14, 2009