rump-a-dump

To deposit a large amount of excrement in a toliet while straining to the point of hemorrhage.

I ran to the bathroom because i had to rump-a-dump!

by Phatazz August 7, 2003

dump trump

What everyone should be doing since Donald Trump wanna be dissing

Person 1: Trump is always talking shit
Smartest person ever: "DUMP TRUMP"

by Lesthebest June 3, 2016

Team Dump

When two guys both have to drop a deuce, so they awkwardly sit in two neighboring stalls.

"I gotta lay a shit"
"Me too lets take a team dump"

"My principle and I took a team dump today. It was so awkward.

by Hugh G. Rection is a boss October 31, 2010

Dump Dial

When one person is on the toilet for a at least 8 minutes, taking a crap, calls another on their phone from the toilet.

Unlike when someone butt-dials you or drunk-dials you, DUMP DIALS mostly occur sober, and on purpose.

"Hey bro, sorry to DUMP DIAL you, but i had to call you from the can...I'm getting a blumpkin!!!!"

by bigCracka' April 14, 2009

The Day dump

The biggest shit of the day. You could be on the toilet for hours.

When you come home from work/school or where ever you usually take a big ass shit aka The Day Dump.

by Kevin Sedita May 24, 2006

dump station

Toilet, W.C aka The Big White Telephone

"I need a dump!"
"Use the dump station man, not the plant pot! Jeesh!"

by Flatster October 28, 2005

Waterfall Dump

When you go to have a shit and a waterfall of shit comes out your asshole.

Man, I just had a Waterfall Dump that resembled Niagra Falls.

by Mike Mach January 5, 2008