Flatster's definitions
1) To drive a car through a shop window in order to illegally procure goods from aforementioned emporium.
2) Ulgy people can look like they've been ram raiding on motorcycles.
2) Ulgy people can look like they've been ram raiding on motorcycles.
1)
Chav: Lookit! Burbree! Lessnickit!
Chavette: 'right Kev! Puya foo' darn n ram raidit!
Chav: aight! Arma ram raider, me!
2)
She was so fucking ugly, she looked like she'd been ram raiding on a motorcycle.
Chav: Lookit! Burbree! Lessnickit!
Chavette: 'right Kev! Puya foo' darn n ram raidit!
Chav: aight! Arma ram raider, me!
2)
She was so fucking ugly, she looked like she'd been ram raiding on a motorcycle.
by flatster October 23, 2006
Get the ram raidermug. A method by which one hit's water from a great height, usually at a swimming pool suitably equipped with a 5 metre (or greater) diving board.
Method:
Ascend the dizzying heights of the highest board you find at your local - on indeed, not local - swimming baths. Await the passing-by on the pool side of a life-guard/pregnant woman/hot totty/poof and then leap, feet first into mid air. Pull your knees to your chest and hit the water, arse first, angling slightly to ensure the greatest tsanami-like splash covers abovementioned recipient from head to toe in chlorine rich H2O.
Best accomplished by extremely overweight males who think it all a complete hoot.
Await expletive and expulsion from said swimming baths.
Method:
Ascend the dizzying heights of the highest board you find at your local - on indeed, not local - swimming baths. Await the passing-by on the pool side of a life-guard/pregnant woman/hot totty/poof and then leap, feet first into mid air. Pull your knees to your chest and hit the water, arse first, angling slightly to ensure the greatest tsanami-like splash covers abovementioned recipient from head to toe in chlorine rich H2O.
Best accomplished by extremely overweight males who think it all a complete hoot.
Await expletive and expulsion from said swimming baths.
Diver 1: "Look! There's that gayboy lifeguard! Bomb him!"
***leap***
Diver 2: "YAAAAaaaaaaa!!!!"
***Kasplashyboom***
Lifeguard: "Leave the pool now you wittle wapthcallion you!"
***leap***
Diver 2: "YAAAAaaaaaaa!!!!"
***Kasplashyboom***
Lifeguard: "Leave the pool now you wittle wapthcallion you!"
by Flatster December 28, 2005
Get the bombmug. The "noise" made by Everquest 1 and 2 Frogloks; a race of amphibious player-controlled racial type's. Normally, these frogs have hilariously original names like "Kermit" or Kerrrrrmit" or "Kermitttt".
When engaged in conversation, the cunt controlling said Froglok will only respond with the ludicrously funny "froak" in their chat line. This is, of course, accepted and praised by other 12 year-old moron's who think it's the pinnacle of whit and rapier-like subtlety.
Froak.
When engaged in conversation, the cunt controlling said Froglok will only respond with the ludicrously funny "froak" in their chat line. This is, of course, accepted and praised by other 12 year-old moron's who think it's the pinnacle of whit and rapier-like subtlety.
Froak.
"D00d, yr froggy is teh roxx0rs!"
"froak"
"LOLOLO!!""" taht's so cool"
"froak"
"LFMAO stop ddude my diaframs gunna burste!!!11!"
"FROAK!
"ROFLMAOLOLOLOLOLO!!!!!111!!!!w00t!"
"froak"
"LOLOLO!!""" taht's so cool"
"froak"
"LFMAO stop ddude my diaframs gunna burste!!!11!"
"FROAK!
"ROFLMAOLOLOLOLOLO!!!!!111!!!!w00t!"
by Flatster October 28, 2005
Get the froakmug. Wide-eyed, adrenalin-filled psycho grimace on one's face as you charge in to battle/a fight/game of chicken. Exemplified by "Full Metal Jacket".
HARTMAN
Let me see your war face!
JOKER
Sir?
HARTMAN
You've got a war face? Aaaaaaaagh! That's a war face. Now let me see your war face!
JOKER
Aaaaaaaagh!
HARTMAN
Bullshit! You didn't convince me! Let me see your real war face!
JOKER
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!
HARTMAN
You didn't scare me! Work on it!
Let me see your war face!
JOKER
Sir?
HARTMAN
You've got a war face? Aaaaaaaagh! That's a war face. Now let me see your war face!
JOKER
Aaaaaaaagh!
HARTMAN
Bullshit! You didn't convince me! Let me see your real war face!
JOKER
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!
HARTMAN
You didn't scare me! Work on it!
by Flatster May 18, 2006
Get the war facemug. A character in the Everquest MMORPG's. This is not a definable character type but rather one who exhibit's certain traits. For example: being a moron, having spell's that other characters would find useful but charging exhorbitantly for, inability to speak in English - can only speak l33tspeak, cannot spell, shits pizza and red bull, doesn't know how to play the game, think's he's l33t (strangely, only male's aspire to being a drood) and probably has a face like a meeting of the worlds worst acne.
In other words, the annoying prick in the game that spoils the enjoyment of others.
In other words, the annoying prick in the game that spoils the enjoyment of others.
Player 1: /ooc Could someone please direct me to Fippy's hill?"
Drood: /shout n00b! u suxx its east out over TS!! no00b!
Player 1: /ooc Um...
/drood: /shout LOLOLO! /d me i r0ck00z
Player 1: Sorry?
/drood: /shout /d me n00b
Player 1: /quit
Drood: /shout n00b! u suxx its east out over TS!! no00b!
Player 1: /ooc Um...
/drood: /shout LOLOLO! /d me i r0ck00z
Player 1: Sorry?
/drood: /shout /d me n00b
Player 1: /quit
by Flatster October 28, 2005
Get the droodmug. A very mild exclamation for use in polite company. The fuller version is "Lorks a lordy" if you have a need for a more vernacular expression.
by Flatster October 28, 2005
Get the lorksmug. Something that stands out and is very visible. The bulldog's testiclar region is extremely prominant and hence the reference.
by flatster November 12, 2005
Get the bollocks on a bulldogmug.