22 definitions by Flatster

Wide-eyed, adrenalin-filled psycho grimace on one's face as you charge in to battle/a fight/game of chicken. Exemplified by "Full Metal Jacket".
HARTMAN
Let me see your war face!

JOKER
Sir?

HARTMAN
You've got a war face? Aaaaaaaagh! That's a war face. Now let me see your war face!

JOKER
Aaaaaaaagh!

HARTMAN
Bullshit! You didn't convince me! Let me see your real war face!

JOKER
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!

HARTMAN
You didn't scare me! Work on it!
by Flatster May 11, 2006
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A very mild exclamation for use in polite company. The fuller version is "Lorks a lordy" if you have a need for a more vernacular expression.
"Lorks a Lordy! My bottom's on fire!"

***Courtesy of "The Young One's"***
by Flatster October 28, 2005
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A character in the Everquest MMORPG's. This is not a definable character type but rather one who exhibit's certain traits. For example: being a moron, having spell's that other characters would find useful but charging exhorbitantly for, inability to speak in English - can only speak l33tspeak, cannot spell, shits pizza and red bull, doesn't know how to play the game, think's he's l33t (strangely, only male's aspire to being a drood) and probably has a face like a meeting of the worlds worst acne.

In other words, the annoying prick in the game that spoils the enjoyment of others.
Player 1: /ooc Could someone please direct me to Fippy's hill?"
Drood: /shout n00b! u suxx its east out over TS!! no00b!
Player 1: /ooc Um...
/drood: /shout LOLOLO! /d me i r0ck00z
Player 1: Sorry?
/drood: /shout /d me n00b
Player 1: /quit
by Flatster October 28, 2005
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"Clangers" are two different things.

One is a 70's BBC children show where a family of Clangers lived on small moon with the soup dragon, the iron chicken and the froglets et al. When they spoke, they sounded like someone playing a swanee whistle. They ate blue string pudding.

The second definition is that one has made a mistake and "dropped a clanger". This is Cockney, not Mockney by the way.
Example one:
Auntie Clanger: WoOowowowoOwOOOowoOOwooo wooo OOoo?
Baby Clanger: OoO.
Other Clangers: OOOOoooo.

Example two:
Bloke 1: Shit.
Bloke 2: What?
Bloke 1: Forgot the whife's birthday.
Bloke 2: Dropped a right fucking clanger there, mate.
by Flatster January 19, 2008
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Arms and fists when used in a fighting sense, particularly when landing a felling blow upon the opponents chin.
1: Did ya beat 'im up den?
2: Yer! Oi leddim 'ave wi' me chin pistons dinnai?
by Flatster October 27, 2005
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The female pubic hair region that vaguely resembles an oyster shape.
"Did she get her kit off, then?"
"Yeah! And good christ - she had some furry oyster on her!"
by Flatster October 28, 2005
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1) To drive a car through a shop window in order to illegally procure goods from aforementioned emporium.

2) Ulgy people can look like they've been ram raiding on motorcycles.
1)
Chav: Lookit! Burbree! Lessnickit!
Chavette: 'right Kev! Puya foo' darn n ram raidit!
Chav: aight! Arma ram raider, me!

2)
She was so fucking ugly, she looked like she'd been ram raiding on a motorcycle.
by Flatster October 23, 2006
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