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Forked pee

When a man is urinating and interference from the peehole causes the pee to split into two simultaneous streams. It usually occurs after sex or going to the bathroom after getting out of bed in the morning. Depending on the geometry between the two streams, it is possible to get both of them into the toilet bowl. However, it's more common for one to go in the bowl and the other to hit the floor, rim, seat, etc.
Science still can't fully explain the seemingly magical phenomenon known as forked pee.
by Steven-O July 22, 2018
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Pee-hats

An dark acronimous used instead of breasts or tits to refer to medium-to-large caliber female human mammary glands that are good looking and pretty....
"-Hey, phuckin bstard, look at those damn bloodie Pee-hats over there!
-Pee-pee-pee-pee-hatss!!"
by putholian aholian July 20, 2008
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Pee Bob

1) Spongebob's Penis.

2) Slang term for penis, usually used by dudes named Michael.
"Hey Patrick, c'mere and see my glorious Pee Bob"
by PrincessEPMom October 6, 2018
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pee brake

when you don't know how to spell, so u add a definition on urban dictionary to prove your co-worker youre not dumb.
"Jacob stopped for a quick pee brake after giving Matilda a piggie back ride to Soho"
by ankle with a Y September 6, 2019
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pee paralysis

When you're in a public bathroom (or a similar place) that makes you so uncomfortable you're unable to pee.
I had to go to the bathroom after the movie, but it was too many people there so I got pee paralysis and couldn't go.
by anonypseudonymous November 21, 2011
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Pee cutter

Get yourself a Pee cutter

- Terrance Creech
by Mr. Thomas August 17, 2019
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pee bumps

A bump between your vagina and anus that burns when you pee....
I have pee bumps between my butt hole and vagina
by simply Complicated August 28, 2016
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