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Fast and furriest

Fast and furthest.. .meaning when a man doesn't manscape for at least two weeks and has coitus with his female partner and fucks her fast and furry like a squirrel
He gave her the old fast and furriest
by Enzolammento March 7, 2019
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Fast Fox

(According to a 73 year old dude, a regular customer of mine at the bar where I bartend… after his 9th beer)

It means you’re swift… and prettier than all the stars in the sky.

(This was the definition he gave me after I thought he had just called me a FAT FUCK lol 🤣🤣🤣)

Upon further research, I learned that it also means “Promiscuous”! … that dirty bird!)
“Can you close my bar tab, you fast fox?”
by #smalltownbartender November 23, 2022
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fast kitty

She’s being a fast kitty tonight
by Taymbro November 13, 2021
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russian fast

Eating as little to no food in a day much like a Russian during the Cold War, either by choice or by circumstance, then drinking vodka becoming shitfaced at an alarmingly fast rate.
I'm on a Russian Fast today because I failed my Calc test .
by The Fire Fox January 18, 2016
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fast recovery

He has fast recovery, he can go at me all night!
by Vallie.E February 28, 2023
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fast chair

when you be fuckin sum bich in a library and dip the fuk out after u nut and sit on a chair with a book and act like nothing happened
by DenewProfit May 6, 2018
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Fast

A Guy or Girl that is Nice looking posting,talking, or showing how Fine they are
Girl 1: Did you see what he posted
Girl 2: yeah, he is fine but fast
by hunnybunchesofouts4 July 16, 2019
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