technotwerp

A person who prides him/herself on his/her supposedly extensive knowledge of advanced technology, especially computer-related technology; however, possesses little practical understanding regarding day-to-day essentials. Includes persons who use technology to allay a repressed inferiority complex.

Okay, so your computers are down. Let me write down my information so you can enter it later. Do you have a pen handy? Or, don't you technotwerps even know what a pen is?

Bill Gates had better not ever come out with TimeTravel for Windows. Today's technotwerps wouldn't last 5 minutes in the 19th century.

That IT guy and the jagoff who hired him are such morons. They monitor our desktops looking for dirt, and they think we don't know that. What a couple of technotwerps!

by Gasteroide April 26, 2011

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technotrance

technotrance Any piece of electronic equipment which holds your attention to the point of full on oblivion to everything around you. Combining the words technology, and trance

"That game has him in a technotrance. He hasn't moved in days." or "Look at that group of kids sitting in a circle staring at their phones. They seem to be stuck in a technotrance"

by Sixty-Six May 29, 2016

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technotard

A term, usually used by programmers or people who make a living on computers, referring to a person who may know very little or nothing at all (hence the 'tard'), about something technological, (hence the 'techno').

I know right, this individual is using python 2 when it is clear that python 3 is far superior to the afore mentioned python 2.

haha what a technotard

by My grandma's soggy anus December 23, 2016

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