let the door be the bell 

An expression used by incarcerated folks referring to waiting for the cell door to slam before taking off on one another.

You lie in wait, thinking “let the door be the bell,” to pulverize your cellie because he won’t show you his papers.

let the door be the bell by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2020

Clearing out the bats 

To masturbate after an extended period of time. Like clearing out the bats from an old abandoned house and refurbishing and renewing it.

Mother: Hey Timmy, what's taking you so long in there? I need to take a shower!

Son (Behind closed bathroom door): One sec, mom! I'm clearing out the bats!

Clearing out the bats by dudebroman2 January 19, 2009

Practioneer of the brown arts 

Slang term used for a homosexual.

Mike is most certainly a practioneer of the brown arts.

Practioneer of the brown arts by townsangst February 20, 2009

throw them in the box

In auto sales, "the box" is the finance office and the final step in the buying process. If you sense buyer's remorse setting in, you move quickly to seal the contract before they have a chance to wiggle out of the deal.

"Tommy! The old man is starting to squirm.
Throw them in the box!"

throw them in the box by Mr. Wundirphal April 18, 2009

Emotional Kick In The Balls 

The stomach sinking feeling you get when you hear bad news or when getting your feelings hurt.

"Did you hear that john caught his wife cheating on him, That must have been an emotional kick in the balls."

"I got an emotional kick in the balls when i heard my aunt had past away."

Emotional Kick In The Balls by DeweyBoy March 1, 2010

cat in the bathroom 

Euphemism for having sex. You don't want your cat staring you down in the middle of the act, so you put them in the bathroom.

"Did you hear? Kathy and Derek put the cat in the bathroom last night!"

cat in the bathroom by NorthernNovice January 15, 2014

discretion is the better part of valor 

A phrase meaning to not let courage outweigh good judgment; is the potential outcome worth the risk?

Kid (10 years old): I really wanted to punch that boy for what he said dad, but I thought his parents would probably sue us, so I didn’t.
Dad: Wise decision, son. Discretion is the better part of valor. I’m proud of you. What’d the kid say that made you so mad?
Kid: He said mom was a whore.
Dad: What?!... Why didn’t you beat the shit outta that kid!!

discretion is the better part of valor by |SaltyJack| January 12, 2019